Jen Bailey

I prefer my cat to you

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

Sometimes you just need to stab something a hundred times

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@eleanorbate Max, in light of- “Big and Greedy”

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@cr3 @emmaemcmahon It’s no longer on 75% brightness though.

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@JamesH @holly I came here to make this joke. So angry at you right now

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@mexigomaidstone Thanks baby, love you xx

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@mexigomaidstone Hi, yesterday you were delivering to my postcode but today you aren’t. This is causing me distress and I need nachos pls

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@thepinkparcel @BuzzFeed Awww they used my review 😍 love you guys

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@cr3 @TomChivers Only goth daddy, our love is so pure that I don’t want to taint it by fucking god daddy or teacher daddy behind his back

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@Kent_999s @n_s_martin That shit cray.

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@cr3 Why must you shame me so publicly?

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

Finally! #DreamDaddy

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@RachaelKrishna Yes! We will bring wine and hugs

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@RachaelKrishna Hi. You’re perfect and I don’t see you enough.

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@cr3 @sianemma No. EVEN THOUGH I CALL YOU DADDY YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@sianemma @cr3 He’s adorable. No, wait, HE’S A-DOOR-A-PAUL

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@Kent_Online NICE

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@ttwist98 Please don't mock my beloved, we are different but we make it work. #TrueLove

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

Reader, I married him

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap For every good penguin, there’s one that brings shame to the species

https://t.co/jpWx4YYvQo

[Jen Bailey @JenJBae]

@eleanorbate I felt like the queen. I keep thinking about it and grinning like an idiot. Honestly the best day