Jen Weber

eat, sleep, breathe bikes and gluten free goodness. Former Bicycle design engineer. Product and Marketing Director. Crohnie. Mom. Really, I just like to eat.

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Sometimes I eat like an adult and sometimes I eat like a 10yo that just got their moms credit card and is feeding themselves for the first time. #balance

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Looking for a “parents of 3 -4 year olds” support group.

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Every day I feel more and more like my 4 year olds event coordinator/personal assistant. Birthday party every other weekend, dance class, preschool. Kid has a busier social life than I do!

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It’s been a “I’ve microwaved my coffee 5 times today” kind of day. #momlife #coffee

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If you are wondering if parenting is for you, my 3yo got mad at me last night for not singing along to the song she was in the process of making up. How dare I not know the words to an unwritten song. #adventureswithtoddlers

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@Suzierizzo1 Ham

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If everyone could refrain from telling my child about elf on the shelf I would greatly appreciate that. #christmaswish #iwillfindyou

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@chrissyteigen Best is any full size candy bars, specifically snickers cause those are my fave. Worst is those weird taffy things in the black or orange wrapper.

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Just used a cottage cheese container to store something other than cottage cheese and simultaneously became and 80 year old grandma. #Thisisalmost40

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@ewnolds Oh man you finally caught me…..but for real though who has time to do that?!?!

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I despise putting away laundry.

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@ewnolds Dang. That is some major discounting! Haha. Totally legit

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The most accurate description of the last week.

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@ewnolds Yes....or even just like one night of uninterrupted sleep in a huge bed by myself. That would be an AMAZING vacation.

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I heard on a podcast that going on vacation with kids isn’t vacation it’s a trip and that spoke to me on a deep level on our 11.5 hour drive home from our “trip” to the beach with our 2 year old.

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Was trying to remember some song lyrics today so obv sang some of the song out loud, and then realized I was not on mute in the conference call I was in. So that was neat. #fail

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I am, I like my groceries packed a certain way years old....Which I found out today when the dude just chucked all sorts of random crap in each bag all haphazard.

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@ewnolds Right? Like I am not mom enough for multiple birthdays!!!

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So wait are we celebrating our kids half birthdays now? Cause ummm I have seen this a few times now and I am having a hard enough time making sure the actual birthday is celebrated well enough, so can we just not with the whole 1/2 bday thing?!?!