Jen

dog lover, sports fan, and mega sap. brain full of song lyrics and useless information. 🇨🇦

[Jen @JenLM85]

Note to men;

When you’re sweet talking a lady who’s sort of a grammar nerd, use words like ‘disarming’ and ‘endearing’ ... trust me

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Wow, has @Beachbody ever gone downhill since they changed their business model. Such a terrible customer experience - so disappointing as a longtime customer. I will never pay for another thing from this company again #shady #badbusiness

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@OPI_PRODUCTS I have used so many sets of your press-ons over the years and just had the worst experience ever with a new set. Are your products different in Canada than the ones sold in the U.S.? I’m so disappointed #nailfail

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Happy #WorldDownSyndromeDay , @Shanemgillis ! 🎉

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Okay why does my iPhone suddenly sound like absolute garbage?! Crackly and kind of tinny, out of the blue 😩

[Jen @JenLM85]

Imagine your partner just ghosting you for a solid 12 (so far) hrs, and having no idea where they are, what they’re doing, etc. No texts back, nadda. Now imagine it happening almost every weekend, because they find an excuse to be upset with you and “need time”. I’m over it.

[Jen @JenLM85]

I shouldn’t be so used to being alone 😢

[Jen @JenLM85]

Okay when did it become winter?! It was NOT this cold out this morning 🥶

[Jen @JenLM85]

@AndrewNova33 Thank you!!

[Jen @JenLM85]

Serving that Bob Ross realness 💁🏼‍♀️

[Jen @JenLM85]

Welp, it’s snowing 😩

[Jen @JenLM85]

The closer I get to 40, the less I feel like I have even the vaguest idea of what life is all about 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jen @JenLM85]

Wishing on every eyelash, 11:11, and anything else lucky today 🤞🏻🍀

[Jen @JenLM85]

I kinda like sad, stressed Jen! Can’t eat more than a few bites, productive as hell to keep my mind occupied… I’ll take it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jen @JenLM85]

I’ve officially about had it with everything and everyone right about now ✌🏻

[Jen @JenLM85]

@MitchWheels19 And by duck I mean dick, obvs

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When your bf can take a great night and make it heartbreaking in an instant… not sure if I should be sad or impressed

[Jen @JenLM85]

@MitchWheels19 Sometimes he can be a real duck

[Jen @JenLM85]

In case anyone was wondering, my team won music trivia tonight because of my extensive Spice Girls knowledge… wish I was still riding on that high

[Jen @JenLM85]

Since no one else seems to care or notice I’ll share it here… officially down 25lbs since I started trying and it feels so damn good (even if I have to celebrate my wins alone) 🎉