✨ Get to know Jennifer Lee Rossman: a thread ✨
First, I am an author and editor of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. Find my work here:
https://t.co/5M9uo2Ef2k
During pride dont forget that marriage equality doesn't exist for disabled adults
People on disability more often than not cannot marry their partner without risking losing their benefits
There is no marriage equality until we are all equal and safe ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜♿
Please RT this ol’ crippled girl’s designs for this small business 🫶🏻
I can’t work to make a living bc of severe chronic pain & have been too sick this past year to advertise my designs!
If interested, please check me out/share to get my audience back!
https://t.co/Js62DeIdrw
The big-hearted man who saw through the goose's bluff, wanting to prove its strength to its mate, and gifted it the victory of a lifetime... The goose's proud walk.
@archaicf0ssil I think technically the answer is no. Julian himself is oblivious about his fashion choices, GARAK is the one designing them for maximum bisexuality
Partner: would it be offensive if I said your voice sometimes reminds me of a seductive Muppet?
Me:…
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT, I didn't know this was my goal in life until I accomplished it just now
A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.
Customer: Excuse me.
Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?
Me: ...what?
Customer: This machine.
Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.
Customer: Is because... flesh?
At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.
Then she held up her hands.
She was wearing gloves.
Me: Oh!
Me: The touchscreen.
Me: Right.
Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.
Customer: Ah.
Customer: Okay.
Customer: Sorry to bother.
Me: No, no.
Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She laughed.
The machine worked.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It was not.
Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:
Staff: It requires flesh.
Staff: The machine must be fed.
Another staff member: Who's volunteering?
So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.