Jen Lorestani

Courtroom Cynic ⚖️ Views are my own.

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I found myself singing along to Take Me Home, Country Roads - that was a beautiful moment at the tail end of the Hydration Break #worldcup #spainvsaudiarabia

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 purr.

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Is it just me…does anyone else think Sato had it? I’m trying to understand how he fell behind Malinin…#milanocortinaolympics2026 what’s going on?!

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SATO WAS STUNNING it was absolutely mesmerizing #milanocortinaolympics2026

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Goosebumps - that was SOOO BEAUTIFUL 😭 Well done Rizzo, holy!!!! #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

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Wow, Sakamoto was breathtaking #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

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The commentators have NO mercy for Berulava 😭 #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026

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15.95 for four tiny slices of cheese and 6 crackers is CRIMINAL 😭 #viarail

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m back! 💕

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Diet Pepsi tastes like sanitizer.

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So pretty ✨

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 not too shabby if I do say so myself 🧠

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How it Ends (2018) has to be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Seriously, what is this??? I have a “world is ending” itch that needs to be scratched…needless to say I’m SUPER unsatisfied 🥴

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 it’s been awhile…

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Spin-offs we deserved: Dracula Musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall