Jenna McQuestion

Yes, it's my real last name. Wordsmith with a smart mouth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jared Fogle Says Prison Has Made Him Realize How Wrong He Was To Endorse Subway https://t.co/n14HMQglfb

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

Just posted a photo @ United States https://t.co/blDf6GjATQ

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

Vegas...all u do is count...chips, cards, odds...get some dealers in there...#ElectionResults2020

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

Elon Musk answers the question, what if Nikola Tesla wanted to be famous and couldn't keep his dick in his pants?
#Tesla

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

There is a David Goggins video on You Tube titled, How to Stop Procrastination and Laziness. I put it on my watch later list.

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

As of 2020 weren't weird enough, I'm in a hotel lobby and the movie version of Grease Lightning is blaring.
#Grease

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

I am grateful that reface app has given my straight male friends the ability to become the Victoria Secrets models they always wanted to be. And a LOT of them have been lying about not liking @ladygaga @britneyspears and @Beyonce
#dreamsdocometrue #progress

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

#SignYourFuckingEnvelope

pass it on.

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

Mariah Carey has written a book of memoirs and promises to tell her story like no one else could...with a mouthful of Xanax.

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

Spiritual leaders all over the world are having to rethink how to conduct services to their members. It's a relief cuz if any institution is quick to adapt it's religion.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

guys complain about how long it takes for a girl to have an orgasm yet will wait in line for two days for socks from Supreme

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

Had a vaudeville moment today. Put some preworkout formula in a shaker bottle, didn't put the cap on right and when I shook it, threw it in my own face. 2020 you got me again!

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

This is what happens when scientists start hanging out with rappers and screwing rockstars. You don't have anything better to do over there? The world is solved eh?
#tesla #screwed

[CNN @CNN]

Nearly 30 million out of 249 million respondents in a Census Bureau survey said they did not have enough to eat at some point in the week before July 21. It was the highest number of people reporting insufficient food since tracking started in early May. https://t.co/ZKQuHBy7dl

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

My favorite pandemic activity? Deciding what earrings will look the least ridiculous with my mask.
#WearAMask

[Jenna McQuestion @JenMcQuestion]

3 hours til this happens. No it's not about my personal life...or is it?
#shitshow

[CNN @CNN]

After a yearslong advocacy campaign waged by activists, the Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children's Hospital of Chicago has become the first hospital in the nation to apologize for performing cosmetic genital surgeries on intersex infants https://t.co/cEU9JVTu2O