Jen Michaels

hey there

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

Fun fact: my favorite thing to do is procrastinate until the last minute so I can really feel what it's like for my life to be in shambles

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i like staying home because as soon as i walk outside i spend $200

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

@CScarane as u should. period slay purr

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?

[TMG @thetmgshow]

telling my kids this was Cody Ko and Noel Miller

[jonah @thatshxtdead]

@jeshvs One thing I love about Twitter is there’s always somebody that got it worse than me.

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

@CScarane never again 💅🏼

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this shit will always be funny😭

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

what the fuck does this mean

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I made this to explain the Aaron Taylor-Johnson & Joey King cheating rumor scandal to my friends. Hope it helps!💕

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me trying to remember literally anything

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

@omgits_t is this …an air fryer supremacy tweet??

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

@CScarane @jayythewave @samgutner but it makes so much sense if you think ab it

[Jen Michaels @JenMichaelsss]

@CScarane @mickeywon234 LMAOOOO I’m crying I walked away for ONE MINUTE and she’s barking bc you’re in attack mode

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk: I love free speech!!

The free speech:

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

no those are my emotional support 6 random items on my bed at all times

[Anthony ♛ @Highoffantt]

Paid rent so I'll be at home enjoying my purchase for the rest of the month

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

the best thing in the world is a smoothie but the worst thing in the world is washing a blender. wherein lies my peace