Jen Andrews Orvis

Most the time, I pretend I am living in a funny movie.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

100% #mythoughtsexactly

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Honest to God, I cannot understand how anyone can look at bureaucrats and politicians and think to themselves, "I wish these people had more power over my life."

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@KirkHerbstreit @NFLonPrime Did Bo like Peter this time? You cannot like dogs, and still love Peter.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@IngrahamAngle Has anyone seen this whole clip? Did anyone sitting there light her ass up??

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Still the best Denver Broncos logo and you know it.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@safewordsorg Go, and just be, breathe, observe, and be open to the love God has there for you. (I converted to Catholicism in 2024)

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@drlaurenawright @RCamposDuffy @SecDuffy Great post - I’m looking forward to checking out some of your work, and following!

[Canes West National 2028 @CanesMtnWest]

A whole grip of @TheCanesBBWest guys heading #FuturesGames2026 @prepbaseball

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

Welp…there’s this…

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

What happens when you die:

They divide up your shit.

They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.

People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.

Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.

Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.

You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.

Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.

[Classic Learning Test @CLT_Exam]

The average student graduates after 12 years of schooling and still cannot answer the most important questions in life.

What is a good man?
What is justice?
What is worth sacrificing for?
What is beauty?
What is truth?
What is the purpose of life?

Classical education begins with the assumption that any education failing to address these questions is not really education at all.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@Rossputin @victormarx @cologop Was it a 22 point loss last election? We can’t go backwards, but it’s looking like we might.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@Eman_8282 Larry

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@TaylorRMarshall Oh dear. That’s a little scary. I want to see what’s in the audience.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@NimraShahzadin What did you do to help your sweet dog live so long? Please share

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@SenatorHick Really?? Oh boy, they’ll just say anything these days, won’t they?? SMH (Fact check your first sentence)

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@Sidewalk_Steve Now that’s some mansplaining

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@GovofCO Oh wonderful - Government agencies as land developers here in Colorado. I’m sure it will be lovely. So bad.

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@BreeSolstad Are you involved with CL?

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@VicLombardi I caught a couple Periscope lunches. Laughs for days...thanks for inviting us. Happy times

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The poem that Lou Holtz would have his players memorize…

[Joe Piscopo @JrzyJoePiscopo]

“If you want to be happy for an hour eat a steak if you want to be happy for a day go play golf. If you wanna be happy for a week go take a vacation, but if you wanna be happy for a lifetime, put your faith in Jesus Christ.”
#RIP Lou Holtz

[Jen Andrews Orvis @JenOrvis]

@DenverChannel Why is Denver city council wasting time voting on bills that they can't enforce while people are cooking meth on the street downtown??