Jen Whitfield

Books, art, vegan food, stories, Jesus, whiskers on kittens...these are a few of my favorite things. Crisp apple strudels can kick rocks.

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

@AmazonHelp I understand packages sometimes arriving late. I don’t understand claiming a package was handed directly to the resident and SIGNED for when that has not happened. Sticking to my original assessment: wild. But I’ll keep an eye on my hand it was supposedly placed in.

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Well that’s wild considering no packages have been delivered today and I, Jen, have not signed for anything. 🤔 @amazon chat says I might just be having trouble finding where the driver put the package. My hand is not that big, robot.

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

GORGE-eous _#WeGone #WeCold #AndWeGotDadJokes @ Tallulah Gorge https://t.co/hVDLsyxYkr

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

No northbound road trip is officially underway til ya hit Priester’s. #GoGirls2022 #WeGone #TeamUnbothered @ Priester's Pecans https://t.co/OUg7Z0p6O7

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Tell me there’s a cone of uncertainty without telling me there’s a cone of uncertainty. #FloridaLife https://t.co/uS0eurNxc5

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

If I die young, bury me in tomatoes
Lay me down on a bed of mayo 🍅🎶🍅
#JustKiddingIWantToBePushedOutToSeaOnAFlimsyRaft #IfIGetToChooseALastMealThisWillBeIt #HowdThisPostGetSoDark #DadGrown #TomatoTuesday https://t.co/F3L2OpVraC

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Eat 🌮 Play 🥏 Sleep 😴 Lunch Club #CoolKids #SeptumRingNotABooger https://t.co/dWTTEjBQgZ

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Dressing up for the work (virtual) Christmas party made No-Shave November totes worth it. #ShepherdChic #FearNot https://t.co/IOgJvDdBYO

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/YsCaGA1PDR

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

This #SatARTday sponsored by glitter and me circa 1985. #OneCalmMinute
🎵: Space Age Hustle by Squadda B https://t.co/eMSkIgpYj8

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

#SatARTday night with my pals resin and ink who will never not mesmerize me. #OneCalmMinute
🎵: The Cold by Exitmusic https://t.co/7MlMxoVJ9z

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Had fun w/ the 100-word challenge & patiently waiting for the results of round 2. Looking forward to beginning the 250-word challenge!
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Join me and writers around the world in the 250-word Microfiction Challenge kicking off October 15th! Learn more at https://t.co/teMvtv0MqX

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

I still feel excited when I hear a train coming. Also, I have officially reached “head out early to pick up a prescription and watch a train”-years-old. @ Milton Riverwalk https://t.co/Wf7cz2wUgg

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Super fun beach day, everybody. I don’t spend nearly enough time enjoying this paradise we live in. 🏖 #BlueMindTheory #Broussards @ Navarre Beach, Florida https://t.co/oxWF0OUyoJ

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Niece-sitting these goobers. We’re gonna stay up late, listen to the rap music and eat treats straight from the bag. Don’t tell Sarah. #CoolAunt #GoingUpOnAMonday https://t.co/JLFI9chYZ5

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

First theater outing since 2019 👀🎥🎬
Thanks for my burfday movie and Panang @sarahtage 🤍 🖤💛#NeverendingBirthday @ Siam Thai https://t.co/bhjBsm6Ave

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/1pUD0FZOiX

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Pensacola is taking a break from trying to beat out Seattle for most rain days, so…baseball. #Wahoos @ Pensacola Blue Wahoos https://t.co/kf8iT2daeZ

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

I just need, like, 5 more minutes. I’m ready but I still need to pre-analyze a few convos we haven’t had yet. https://t.co/PdV5wr6Dwa

[Jen Whitfield @JenOsaurus]

Proof of life. Sarah and I spent the day hiking Providence Canyon. Pretty cool place. Pics later. Tired. @ Providence Canyon State Park https://t.co/PK3NwDkJXG