Jenny ☕️

we may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again

[Jenny ☕️ @JenSearing]

@holy_schnitt bc society places an expectation on us to look good and if we don’t, many people (mostly men) will treat us like we don’t matter, but it is more socially acceptable if we comment on it because it shows that we are aware of what this expectation is. Haha cute

[Annamarie ❤️‍🔥 #1 speak now stan @annamar13nicole]

and if you see me throwing back vodka lemonades this weekend, just know it's for my close friend taylor swift's wedding and not for the 4th of july

[Jenny ☕️ @JenSearing]

@holy_schnitt Had to stop taking melatonin :( also started listening to really boring podcasts at night. Like the topics in school that would make me almost fall asleep, now I use it to my benefit

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

i do not am

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

being in a conclave sounds sick. just locked in a room with your absolute boys voting on which one of your friends is just gonna be the man until they die

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Tammy and I are heartbroken by the passing of His Holiness Pope Francis.

We are sending our prayers to everyone who, like us, found deep solace and hope in Pope Francis’s words and the example he set.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Pope Francis. Rest in peace.

[Kristen @Kica333]

If you remember going to Blockbuster on Friday night to pick out a movie it’s time to take your multivitamin.

[becca 🐢🐧 @beccabakespi]

Your body will reject sweetgreen if you're not a consultant

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Roommate’s ex majored in philosophy and is now a train driver. I said “you’re uniquely prepared for a situation where there are five people on one track and one person on another” and he politely chuckled. I’m unappreciated in my time.

[Jenny ☕️ @JenSearing]

@holy_schnitt I can’t even think of what this could possibly mean… for some reason my brain said I Just Bought Old Lunch but maybe that’s just bc I’m hungry rn

[trash jones @jzux]

i love christmas because you get a sweet little window into people’s worlds. i love seeing their traditions, their families, their hometowns. it makes me want to know and love everyone

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

✨ growth ✨

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[carol @vexleth]

omg elphaba is about to sing the 1

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Jenny ☕️ @JenSearing]

Hey now

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop .