Jen Stayrook

I'm a writer; I get paid to make up elaborate stories. Wait, I don't get paid. I just make shit up. Translation: I'm a broke liar.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘HARLEY QUINN’ Season 3 will premiere on July 28 on HBO Max.

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Barstool Sports is one of the most “Bro culture” media companies in the world.

Like, imagine the worst (mostly straight white male) fraternity you ever encountered starting up a global sports website.

The president of THAT company says America is fucked.

[James @ScriptsByJames]

NAH Y’ALL GOT ME OUT HERE AGREEING WITH THE FOUNDER OF *BARSTOOL SPORTS* ON POLITICAL ISSUES THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

Do you know how bad shit has to get for BARSTOOL of all things to be like “maybe this country is bad”?!?

Holy shit.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb I did not know about this! How exciting!

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb I am so so so so sorry you had to go through this. I went through similar issues with Luna and it's heart breaking. I recognize the stress some shelters are under and I'm sympathetic but they handled this one poorly and you and Shaw suffered incredibly because of it. *hugs*

[Alyssa @tvwithapb]

Legends of Tomorrow was one of a kind. It was absolutely bonkers but also character driven in the best way possible. Thank you for screwing my timeline up for the better! @LoTWritersRoom @TheCW_Legends

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb I mean, that's why I did it. Obviously.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@socalgecko Right??! 🤣

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

My coworker made me a lovely April Fool's dessert. It would have been rude to not eat it since so much care went into its creation. https://t.co/9m82yXvjTK

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb Meh. Wisdom is overrated. We had a good time.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@daryl772003 @tvwithapb @CMeushaw We had a lot of personal things come up and it became hard to keep up with everything. We definitely miss recording a podcast together though!

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

I love that my friends know me so well that they're legitimately concerned about me staying warm while working. @tvwithapb MADE THESE MITTENS and they are so cute! And @CMeushaw sent me a space heater for my desk!

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb Girl, I am so proud of you. Stepping away from Twitter definitely helped me enjoy some of the media I consume more (which isn't a lot tbh) because I didn't feel like I had to tweet the fastest or funniest reactions. I could just enjoy.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@CMeushaw @buknerd @tvwithapb You the real mvp.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@CMeushaw @buknerd @tvwithapb I.... Well now I feel insulted I didn't get one of these. 🙃

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@CMeushaw @buknerd @tvwithapb .... What am I missing?

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@tvwithapb @Home_Halfway

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@muchadoaboutJC I don't know but they need to hurry up and discover it already! 😅 Oh no! Well, make sure you take care of you and you don't overdo it with the work! <3

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

As temperatures rise, remember to treat hydration like you'd treat dating: Don't wait until you're thirsty.

[Jen Stayrook @JenStayrook]

@muchadoaboutJC Oh you know, just working all the time and attempting that ridiculous dating game. Super fun. 😅How about you??