Jennifer

Sleeping in on Saturdays, college football games, not acting my age, & good barbeque. Go Royals.

[Pete Sweeney @pgsween]

Texas WR Xavier Worthy broke the NFL Scouting Combine record in the 40-yard dash: 4.21 seconds

He is now on the #Chiefs.

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: The @Chiefs are back in the AFC Championship! #NFLPlayoffs

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@historyinmemes Favorite story

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

A baby girl who was rescued after being buried under earthquake rubble in Turkey for nearly five days was finally reunited with her mother on Monday, two months later, thanks to DNA testing. https://t.co/ckCS4zeJ4Y

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Here is the verified GoFundMe Demar Hamlin started in December to help kids have a magical Christmas.

Following his injury on the field tonight, fans across the country are showing their support for him and his family by donating to his fundraiser 💚https://t.co/wcubpBpdd1

[Isa Cueto @isabellacueto]

Half a dozen people with severe #lupus have gone into remission after being treated with a hand-me-down therapy from oncology. Researchers I spoke to call it remarkable, and say this could usher in a new era for hard-to-treat autoimmune conditions.

NEW: https://t.co/b0gH35YXDq

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

Did you hear the good news?

[Kansas Jayhawks @KUAthletics]

YOUR KANSAS JAYHAWKS ARE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@SHO_Dexter Dexter will become Harrison’s dark passenger…

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

❤️

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Take all the love you have for her, Pablo, and give it freely to all that you meet. Your mom will look down upon you, happy and proud. https://t.co/vJjLhL9MDu

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@Super70sSports

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

“Hey sweetie, I added some patchwork to your Royals cap while you were at school”
“...uhh, thanks mom”

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@EatGoodcents We had trays for my son’s birthday and 4 people commented on how amazing the sandwiches were this time around... and they’re good every time we have them. But yes, this time they were even gooder

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@ThemgorIronhide @CheyMillz Also apartments with attic access (normally in a closet ceiling) can open the hatch and climb through and access other apartments the same way.

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

Thankfully no dolphin has to take a photo with a sunburnt Ted Cruz

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

As Tom Brady and Drew Brees hug and say goodbye after a long talk on the field, Brady throws a touchdown pass to Brees’ son. One walks off to play in the NFC championship, the other stays to play with his kids.

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

Just got an email that my 15 year high school reunion is coming up and now my night is ruined.

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@RepMattGaetz Yeah okay lego head

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@mtgreenee People who do CrossFit will find any way to announce they do CrossFit, including lie about gyms not being open to post a video of them doing CrossFit. CrossFit.

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

@jeremylafaver Oh yeah... You’re going to have to explain this one to Justin because he called me down into his office to show me the budget and how much I’m spending.

[Jennifer @JenStoeckle]

Does Four Seasons Total Landscaping sell t-shirts because I want one.