Jen

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

A list of things I hate, in order of how much I hate them:

1. Robin Williams
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. The Muppets
4. Hugs
5. Casseroles
6. Eating a Sonic Blast with the lid on

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Go Lancers!!
#tweettheheat
@OmahaLancers

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Let's Go!!!

#matchforamillion
#omahasupernovas
#provolleyballfederation

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Go Novas!!

#omahasupernovas

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Go Supernovas!!

#omahasupernovas

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Go Novas!!

#omahasupernovas

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

Where is the t-shirt cannon??
#OmahaSupernovas

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

him: you better not be a cunty piece of furniture when i get there

me:

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Honoring International Women’s Day by gaslighting men and saying they’re being hysterical

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

dating me is hard ima break up with you every argument 😭

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

please stop making 3 hour movies. movies should be 75 minutes at most

[frank lloyd rhight @rh___strz]

my mom thinks the big milk gallons look like dracula

[spoiled pretty priviledge cunt @swagwizarddd]

about to absolutely ruin someone’s day

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

[Jen @JenStrazdas]

So I guess it's back to getting punched in the stomach.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

I choose my words like I choose my men: poorly

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

If you hate the idea of having to wear a mask on an airplane against your will, wait until you hear about having to carry an unwanted pregnancy inside your body on an airplane against your will.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

a gathering of men is called an audacity