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[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

Why do we have movie theaters anymore? The movies are garbage and the theaters are overpriced cesspools.

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@LEGOLANDFlorida you need more lockers if you insist on zero personal belongings on the new #gallacticcoaster

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

2024 Biden goes for a walk with 2022 Biden.

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@jules_su Deep state is gonna steal the election anyway, what’s everyone getting worked up about?

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@kylenabecker Bon nuit Paris!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Biden Clone #15 is clearly the tallest of all the clones in use.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Omg Trump just brought the National Border Patrol Council President on stage and he RIPPED ‘border czar’ Kamala Harris

“I gave her all the policies she needed and she refused to implement them. She does not care about you — he does!”

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@JoeBiden has never spoken as fluently as he did on the “phone call” today. Amazing!

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@KamalaHarris just arrived in Delaware to “meet with @JoeBiden”. Hope she brought a ouija board. “Joe? Are you with us? Don’t go to the light until you endorse me!” #seance #maga

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

12-hour timelapse of American Airlines, Delta, and United plane traffic after what was likely the biggest IT outage in history forced a nationwide ground stop of the three airlines.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

“Covid is a pandemic of the unvaccinated”, said the person who just got Covid for the 3rd time after getting 6 Covid shots.

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[STATE OF IRONY @RogueWarrior24]

@bennyjohnson If he had Covid, then why isn't he or anyone around him wearing masks?

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

Surprised @POTUS was able to stay up for fireworks last night.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country https://t.co/APDhieZETX

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@winknews what is going on at @RSWAirport right now? Airport police with guns drawn.

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@BreezeAirways trying to find an actual person to talk to about charitable giving.

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@LeeSchools we had a very close call with bus 1782 headed east on Summerlin Ave today. Driver pulled off onto the bus path to avoid hitting very clearly stopped traffic.

[Jennifermarie @JenVelderman]

@Target do better with your drive up order picking.