If you had sustained a minor, non-life threatening injury but texted your husband, let’s call him @ForrestMerryman, almost 10 times about how you might be dying (so he doesn’t know it’s minor) and he never responds, would you stay married to him? Asking for a friend.
If you see @ForrestMerryman today, please tell him the front yard looks amazing. Apparently I’m supposed to praise his grass cutting but my sarcastic praise wasn’t enough.
Time for my yearly retreat to this app to predict a @wearethebigreds WIN tonight against Monroe Central. 21-14 🏈 🖤
And keep an eye out for the cute equipment manager if you’re at the game 😉 @ForrestMerryman
If a U.S. traveler responds to me being from West Virginia with a comment about Virginia (usually Richmond, Norfolk, or beach related), what’s the correct way to reply?
Asking for a friend bc I’m tired of explaining the map and historical events to people.
Flight attendant: Do you have kids with you?
Me: Noooo???
Flight attendant: Oh, I saw the kids backpack and the happy meal and assumed.
Me: (unashamedly) Oh, I’m just the kid.
When husbands & wives buy gifts for each other and they arrive in the mail - how do you look to see whose package arrived? Because I look at the “to” and in my line of sight is also the “from” so now @ForrestMerryman is mad that I know where all my gifts are from. 😂
#marriedlife