Jennifer Elias Merryman

Dance your life away and don't stop believin'! :)

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

You know you’re old when you play “Oops…I Did it again” on the bar jukebox and the bartender is impressed you know the dance moves. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

If you had sustained a minor, non-life threatening injury but texted your husband, let’s call him @ForrestMerryman, almost 10 times about how you might be dying (so he doesn’t know it’s minor) and he never responds, would you stay married to him? Asking for a friend.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

If you see @ForrestMerryman today, please tell him the front yard looks amazing. Apparently I’m supposed to praise his grass cutting but my sarcastic praise wasn’t enough.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Time for my yearly retreat to this app to predict a @wearethebigreds WIN tonight against Monroe Central. 21-14 🏈 🖤

And keep an eye out for the cute equipment manager if you’re at the game 😉 @ForrestMerryman

[Bellaire High School @BHSBigReds]

🎭 The Thespians are back from a weekend in Salem and Boston! Historic tours, shows, and shopping.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

If a U.S. traveler responds to me being from West Virginia with a comment about Virginia (usually Richmond, Norfolk, or beach related), what’s the correct way to reply?

Asking for a friend bc I’m tired of explaining the map and historical events to people.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Flight attendant: Do you have kids with you?
Me: Noooo???
Flight attendant: Oh, I saw the kids backpack and the happy meal and assumed.
Me: (unashamedly) Oh, I’m just the kid.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Tell me you married a Math Teacher without telling me you married a Math Teacher.

(Predicting his college bowl board chances of winning)

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

When husbands & wives buy gifts for each other and they arrive in the mail - how do you look to see whose package arrived? Because I look at the “to” and in my line of sight is also the “from” so now @ForrestMerryman is mad that I know where all my gifts are from. 😂
#marriedlife

[Bellaire High School @BHSBigReds]

Art pumpkin contest winners 🥇best carved- Kaylee Jenkins 🥇best painted Makayla Littell 🥇best photograph Rayne Powers 🏆Participation trophy goes to Forrest Merryman #makinghopehappen #letsgoreds

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

If you go to @McDonalds at an airport, order a Happy Meal and receive a Boo Bucket, does the Boo Bucket count as a carry-on item? Asking for a friend.
#HappyMeal #Travel #Doesnotfitinmycarryon

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

@ForrestMerryman “I gotta get up in the morning.”
Me: “Don’t we all!” 😂

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

@wearethebigreds 🏈 are at East Liverpool tonight. I’m predicting a Big Reds win 27-24.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Big Reds 🏈 takes on St. C tonight.
I’m predicting a Bellaire win 24-14.

[Bellaire Athletics @wearethebigreds]

The Big Reds go to St. Clairsville to take on the Red Devils tonight at 7:30 🔴⚫️ #LetsGoReds
📸 credit: MacSnaps Photography

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

A Big Reds loss 40-24. 🏈😕

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Bellaire Big Reds 🏈 take on Indian Creek today. I’m predicting another @wearethebigreds win 27-24.

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Predicting another Big Reds Win tonight!
Bellaire 37 - Cambridge 7
🏈 kick-off at 7 pm

https://t.co/Ra2NxolYQL

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

@wearethebigreds 🏈
Tonight at Cambridge

https://t.co/Ra2NxomwGj

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

Another Big Reds win!
Final: Bellaire 41 - Brownsville 0
@wearethebigreds 🏈

[Jennifer Elias Merryman @JenWV03]

End of the third. 🏈
Big Reds 41 - Falcons 0
@wearethebigreds