Jen Williams

she/her. marathon runner. constant ball of anxiety. 🏳️‍🌈

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

I sang karaoke for the first time tonight. I am invincible now.

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

ABBA got it right....

"The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here, loses someone dear. The winner takes it all."

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

Why do delivery drivers leave stuff in the center of the welcome mat? I have a storm door (it opens out) and I’m tired of trying to squeeze out to grab it without knocking it over

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

When you’re so hungover but you work from home, you just pour a cup of ambition, wrap yourself in a blanket, and hold on for 8 hours. Cmon body, just make it to sleepy time

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@dannysmoment Sorry, my friend. Never seen it 😞

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

There’s nothing quite like sitting with your dog on your couch in your house while your girlfriend sleeps in in the next room. It just feels like home. ❤️

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

My favorite thing ever is when @lyft drivers cancel on you so much that instead of being early for work by over an hour you’re 10 min late. Why do I pay extra money for Lyft pink if I end up being late to my job because 5 drivers cancel when they’re 3 min away from my house?!

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

I could sit on the couch and listen to my girlfriend sing in the shower all day long. Life doesn’t get better than this. ❤️

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

A total POS failure on the biggest day of the year? Sounds about right but we still crushed it!

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@MLindell7 @iamharaldur @Qualified_Felon @Alice_comfy She may not have double ds, but you know what? It doesn’t even begin to bother a lot of women. If it looks cute on her, it’ll look cute on me…maybe. That’s the hope at least.

The misgendering was completely unnecessary, btw. It takes absolutely zero effort to do the right thing

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

Taking a shower when the wind chill is 26 might be the worst thing ever. It’s so cold!!!!

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@budfoxx86 @TBTimes_Rays @Buster_ESPN They’re a bit further north, and a significantly newer field, they’re likely fine. I’m in Charlotte and grew up in Venice. North of southern north port, things are okay. Tree damage but not devastation anywhere near charlotte county. It’s awful here

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

I work in cannabis and today is “Green Wednesday” think Black Friday for stoners

I work 12 hours today. It’s a long day, so I went to my coffee shop this morning.

Line. 25 minutes I waited, only to get dairy in my coffee, with no time to remake or energy to argue/

Great. 😩

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@Flewellen727

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

My anniversary with my partner is coming up, and we decided on a weekend trip to st Pete, I think. I get to take my favorite person to my favorite place!

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@DrSprankle Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, hunger games etc.

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

I should say, I’m in port Charlotte, Florida. It’s gator territory here

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

Literally everyone in the bar except me and the bartender want Alabama to lose. Come on @AlabamaFTBL

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

Well, I got absolutely fucked by my job during the hurricane. Don’t promise time and a half only to take it back, and make us use our pto for the following week. This is how you lose employees.

[Jen Williams @JenWilliams_93]

@LJforshort Okay but why is he so cute???? 😍😍😍