Jen

If you can't leave it be, might as well make it bleed. She/her

[Jen @JenWitty23]

2 years ago I got the best selfie ever, with @rcobb18

[Jen @JenWitty23]

"You have to vote! It's your voice! It's how you participate in democracy!"

5 minutes after polls close: "And with 8% reporting, Kentucky has been called for Trump."

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

in theory ballot measures/propositions seem like an excellent example of how democracy should work but then a solid 75% of them are intentionally written as confusingly as possible to ensure people vote for the thing they don't actually want

[Jen @JenWitty23]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Leah Vann @LVann_Sports]

I don't know why more people aren't writing about this, so I did.
https://t.co/7RSUge7SEQ

[Jen @JenWitty23]

NO MORE PIZZA PLACES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

[Michael L. Jones @BFLouMichael]

Fire Oven Pizza to open new restaurant near UofL - Louisville Business First https://t.co/j1k0bFiPpi via @BFLouisville

[Jen @JenWitty23]

Lamont gave me @tulis3 vibes with his pace and command

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

The general 🪖

14 PTS (6-12 FG) | 5 REB | 5 AST | 3 STL

[Jen @JenWitty23]

The enemy within, reporting for duty 🫡

[Jen @JenWitty23]

I love this man

[Ryan Black @RyanABlack]

"We always talk with our team about operating (with) their frontal cortex and not their limbic system. And sometimes that's a really important balance. And these guys certainly did that well. They had exactly the right kind of makeup to start the game."

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS KID RAN THE FULL FIELD CHASED THE PLAYER DOWN, STRIPPED THE BALL, AND THEN RAN THE FULL FIELD BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

BEST PLAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR, REMARKABLE.

😱😱😱

[Jen @JenWitty23]

Damn that was fun

[Jen @JenWitty23]

Ball movement
Mature defense
Bigs who can pass
An actual offense

It's so beautiful

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

I’m also sick of the “the most consequential election of our lifetimes” shit. But it’s not wrong. His re-election takes all the bad stuff you tolerated about him before and puts it front and center. The good stuff you tolerated him for (and the ppl responsible) will be long gone.

[Jen @JenWitty23]

What a beautiful night in the Bluegrass

[Tristan Pharis @TristanUda]

*Kentucky player goes down injured*

Tennessee Fans: "He's a pu**y"

Worst fanbase in college football

[Jen @JenWitty23]

@OutkastCard It feels a lot like Cal - the relationship is definitely in trouble and everybody knows it. Cal's whole "a new voice is needed" thing feels super applicable.

[Jen @JenWitty23]

@Karl_Townes #BeatMurrayState

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

OH MY GOD CLEMSON FANS ARE STORMING THE FIELD AFTER A HOME LOSS TO LOUISVILLE.

THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF RESPECT.

[Jen @JenWitty23]

Proud of the Cats tonight. Totally depleted but put up a great fight.

[Jen @JenWitty23]

@Karl_Townes Twice.

[Jen @JenWitty23]

@bjw288 I want you to know that the adorable octopus you sent me now holds my cell phone charger at work