Jenna Zwick

Owner of Zwick Web Services and a longtime Bitcoin enthusiast. :)

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@atrupar I mean, I’m on Dexedrine and I sleep less than 6 hours a night. And I’m not a racist or a fascist.

Part of that is on him.

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@live955 Trying to convince Alexa I'm evil. What should I ask it?

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“Hey Alexa, where can I buy Saddam Hussein’s romance novels?”

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I got an Alexa, and I want Amazon to think I’m an evil crazy person.

What should I ask it? #amazon #alexa #WorldDomination #qanon @realDonaldTrump

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@jiffylube @JiffyLubeOregon Sure - I opened a case but the franchise hasn’t responded.

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@JiffyLubeOregon I took my car to Jiffy Lube about a couple weeks ago and wound up with a Oil pan with stripped bolt threads. You guys did the previous change 2 End it needs a oil pan replacement. How do I get you guys to fix that it’s not my mistake?

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We should rebrand democratic socialism as “the prosperity superhighway”

...or “America Platinum!”

I mean, like half of people don’t agree on what words mean anymore so why not?

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@CElston It depends how well they’ve treated you. Pretty sure it’s ok to anger-bill someone if they’re making you do endless revisions!

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@LegalEagleDJ Can you make a video on Texas suing to block other states election results? Please?

Oh gosh, I am so anxious!

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Today: atrocities in history in 3 sentences or less.

The Dutch East India company:

Hey let’s change how you’ve been farming for centuries.

Oops, 30 million people died.

*curb your enthusiasm theme*

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I left #freelancing full time and started a new job today. #Intel is amazing! So glad to be here! :)

I am still doing web dev and low-cost managed hosting for a small customer base, DM me for details or visit https://t.co/bVR379WsLO

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Turns out - Yes! https://t.co/MwUQUzkjk9

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I postulate that empathy is inversely related to the average speed a person drives, and self focus is directly related.

And People who regularly speed would be good salespeople, and those who don’t would make good managers and customer service. #sociology #driving

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@Marina_Sirtis Right? TNG Season 3 - Riker hooks up with Soren, a woman from an Andro race, who identified as a gender. @RationalDis That was in 1989.

Marina - You're awesome and I love you more now than I did when I was little, watching TNG with my dad. :)

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I’m.. completely sure efficacy doesn’t mean what you think it means.

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This is literally the craziest thing I've seen this year. And it's been a hell of a year. #insanepeople #pregnancy #idontknowwheretostart #funny #alarming

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@ericnakagawa Oh, I would live there in a second! Living in Oregon is nice but we're always so close to red state territory...

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@dr_pete Slack for tension.

Slack for ropes that are too tight.

Slack for when my mother is on my case about giving her kids.

[TW; I apologize in advance]

Slack for the INXS guy? :(

[Yeah I know. I’ll show myself out.]

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@dr_pete That sounds pretty funny, I’d buy into that Kickstarter

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This is a great idea!

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#GivingTuesday is all about sharing a little good.

Join us by using #CaptureKindness in a tweet until 12/4. For each one, we’ll donate 100 meals* to @FeedingAmerica (up to 10 million meals).
https://t.co/yVlvM0Fws2

*$1 provides at least 10 meals. Min donation $100K.