Jenni Rose

What if this is the best version

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I saw the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous during its theatrical release in 1999

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[v ✧˖°. @upayvixen]

i dated someone who would get hard from hugging me and i can’t accept anything less than that

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

im sorry that im funny and my ass is fat and im a sweetheart

[r @eczemasurvivor]

Helping an 85 year old patient set up a mychart account over the phone

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

I just read something that said “ Having good friends keeps from you from dating out of boredom. A lot of people don’t need partners - they need a social life.” And YEAH!

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

could've rented a studio apartment and kept his toe

[cloutless @peaceful_bully]

Do you actually have to check out of hotels these days are do they just accept your check outs to not offend you for being old? it seems unclear

[Zion @zionszzn]

If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr😭

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Milwaukee what do you know about the Brady Street Walgreens

[ana @GENSANATOMY]

if you genuinely believe that chappell roan sent her security to go bitch out a random 11 year old that walked by her unprovoked you might actually just be stupid

[issy ♎︎ #teamcrystal @u1tramoderngirl]

darlene on s18 just being joyful and full of light every episode

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

There’s no sluttier words than ‘boarding complete’ while there’s an empty seat next to you.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I'm at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

I believe children should have parents who want them. So when a woman says she doesn’t want kids, y’all should probably leave her alone. Just saying.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

i don’t care what anyone says, that was 100% one of her guides or a loved one who passed and is her protector now. the way it stayed with her till she was ready to say goodbye omg

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

i hate seeing newborn/fresh ass babies in tv or movies like who tf is donating their minute old babies to production like i need to get to the bottom of this fr

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @Juststelynn]

No matter how tired you are, always play with your dogs. You’re their whole world.