Jen Allman

hello to all my children, yes the soap opera

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

IF YOU CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET I WILL MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW

[hot sexy lady @Giraffelimbs]

This has big “we’ve gotta put on the best talent show to save the town” energy

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

Ready for summer like

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

I write one email.
As a haiku every
day. Little treat, yes?

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Rawr! Zoo Baby Fritz is so tough! DYK: Hippos can't actually float or swim. They push off the bottom and propel themselves to the surface for air. (Zoo Babies presented by General Electric Credit Union)

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Toretate Tomato-kun, a tomato on wheels, is the mascot of Ouchi Co-op (who deliver fruit and vegetables).

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

@pitbull MR. WORLDWIDE. HEAR ME OUT….CHRISTMAS ALBUM 2023!!
🎄🎅🏽🐶🐾🔥🔥🔥🎄

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

Folks, it is a green flag if they refer to him as Frankenstein’s MONSTER!!! 💚💚💚

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

My husband gives people the thumbs down instead of flicking them off from the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Took me a minute.. 😂 https://t.co/uT4gcqftqo

[Lontrinhas 🦦 @Lontrinhass]

lontrinha ajudando a recolher os cones da piscina

[Kelsey Smith 💛🎞️ @NotKelseySmith]

Nostalgia on film (open to see more)

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

tis the season

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

Some of y’all have NFTs. Well I had POGs. And I still do.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

It doesn't cost me anything to be kind.

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

@stop_nannertime Unstoppable

[Jen Allman @Jen_Allman]

Love Astrology. I DO want to know ur sun moon rising but mostly I wanna know which King of the Hill character are you???!!!!