Jennifer Jones

Lover of all things '90s starting with Leonardo DiCaprio. General cat enthusiast.

[Jennifer Jones @Jen_Jasmine]

Me at the end of the decade getting my hopes up that there was a new Riri album coming to bless us into the new year

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“What type of bar are we going to?”
“Dive”
“But in like a cute way?”

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There’s not a day that goes by that I’m not thankful for my parents ❤️

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Someone just straight up stole my shopping cart at Target and I can’t help but laugh #TisTheSeason

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*Praying* Beyoncé, give Texas the strength the get young voters out there to vote and get Ted Cruz out and Beto O’Rourke into the Senate. *Amen* @Beyonce #VoteThemAllOut

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Recent Google searches:
Can a person survive on guacamole? In not, how long can they?
🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑

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*Twirls down the street listening to “Perfect Day” and living her best Elle Woods Life*

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Concept: An On the Run tour but instead Jay it’s Nicki and Beyoncé. 🙌 #Flawless

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Sometimes I sit and wonder “Is that U2 album still sitting in my iTunes undownloaded and unlistened to?”

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I literally cry for every occasion-happy, sad, angry, excited...I’m going to be a MESS™️ at my sister’s wedding.

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@bwaychica33 @hansonmusic Oh, I know! I saw them at House of Blues for the Christmas concert and it was worth every penny-I just go to too many concerts/shows! 😂

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Me every time: “Mom, talk me out of buying this concert ticket.”
“Mom: “You only live once!!”
*purchases ticket*

See you in November @hansonmusic ❤️

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@nick_vale_ I love Tan more than words sometimes

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

It's unconscionable that the US govt is housing babies & toddlers alone in an institutional setting. This crisis was willfully & purposefully created by @realDonaldTrump. It can & should be ended by the same mechanism.

With the simple flick of a pen, this can be ended.

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Today’s the day @bamitsgabbby gets married!!!! #cantwait 💍🎂🎉

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Live your best life and always add that guacamole for extra money. #wordsofwisdom

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Nothing breathes new life into you more than a Phil Collins song on a Monday afternoon.

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I heard someone refer to a ferret as a “noodle cat” and I’ve been laughing for about an hour now.

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No need to worry guys, the child behind me on my 4 hour flight was occupied for 2 hours with a cup...that had coins in it.