Jennifer Palis

Just a girl who's used to her kids ruining the carpet.

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I love this site! https://t.co/aRwvob3awJ

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I love #PenGems! https://t.co/urKWAMDBBG

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Sup

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Woke up at 4:30am last day of holiday break. I don't deserve this.

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When Kindergarteners learn to spell something, they write it everywhere. Take that into consideration… https://t.co/8CtjlFdaEE

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More smiling than shoveling! https://t.co/nECUXpvTsg

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#TBT to the time I turned Miles into #DarylDixon & the girls into #zombies because what kind of mother… http://t.co/G48MBsH4Ji

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I've come to enjoy the monotony of matching socks. That's probably the most depressing statement I've ever made.

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One day I hope to become a woman who's capable of fixing her own hair. I should've been a man. #ladyproblems

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The 6 year old's requested to watch the episode where Dwight wears elf ears on The Office. #ChristmasEve #ProudMom

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@MalindaSister thanks girl!!!

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Cutie decided to zip line from the bannister to the mantle. Apparently our #ElfOnTheShelf is a ballsy… http://t.co/sZG6PFkmnk

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Dear Santa, I'd like a clone of myself to get through the holiday season. I've been semi-good this year. Think it over. XOXO Jen

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Our annual early visit from #Santa is happening this morning. PaPa is his full of good tidings, as… http://t.co/nTv983HuAC

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Pretty much sums up my entire life. #timehop #puppy #AttentionSpanOfAToddler http://t.co/947zDwuhGN

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Am I the only one who "dressed up" in a #NotoriousBIG shirt for #Thanksgiving this year?

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@MalindaSister happy thanksgiving to you too beautiful!

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If your jeans still fit tomorrow, you've failed. #Thanksgiving http://t.co/2xt53Spf3J

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Running shoes with a lace skirt is not appropriate. Where's your self respect? #wtf #fashionpolice #officelife