Jennifer Thornton

Presently CEO, COO, & Queen Mother of Lily & Amalia, Inc., Anthropologist, Genealogist, Traveler, Event Creator, Éminence grise, Mamagyver, and a bit Kooky.

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@GeorgeTakei My autistic son is so p!shed that Musk’s gesture was attributed to autism

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@ilovealcopop @maryearps027 @rhirhilee84 @FBeyondBorders Can you make more xxl please?

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@MonieIRL
Happy Birthday to you and Bert!
https://t.co/pCArRvdFq6

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@TheOnion

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@SenFettermanPA @PattyMurray Heeey! I’m a ‘Coug. Now a resident of PA. Their creamery is the best!

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Let’s see, Hunter’s laptop, and Hillary’s emails? Nope. Drumpf’s classified toilet paper. . .

@sia #chandelier @realDonaldTrump #TrumpsTruths

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@JohnBurrowsCA @m11posner @SpeakerMcCarthy 1. The President has nothing to do with Rump’s inditement.

2. Didn’t Rump try having Hillary Clinton arrested when she was running against him?

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@budlight #spudsmackenzie #spudsistrans

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@epawawx @seckhardt You’re citing a conservative publication founded by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. You might want to get a more balanced take on that issue. You know, it’s like getting the weather from my uncle’s arthritic toe.

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@RuPaulsDragRace My child (she/they/them) made a very special car for their Girl Scout’s pine wood derby: “The Drag Racer”. I made a special photo op for all the cars at the derby. @RuPaul @girlscouts

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@MonieIRL Oh poor girl, and poor you. Is that her other front leg? ❤️

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@TheDailyShow @ronnychieng

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Bandit: Channelling Zach Galifianakis in “Dinner For Shmucks”.
#dinnerforshmucks #zachgalifnakis

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Perhaps this will work, Florida?
@allatoncemovie @jamieleecurtis @FloridaEA @FloridaEducato1 @MichelangelosDa @abafirenze

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@allatoncemovie Just Florida in an alternate reality- problem solved!

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@DinnerSchmucks My boy, Bandit, was channeling Therman.

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Bandit, channeling Zach Galifianakis in Dinner For Schmucks. https://t.co/QM8i7sOduH

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@sn_ncaab MISSING MUPPETS: Last seen vacationing in Louisiana. Foul play suspected.