Jennifer Shumate

Technical writer at Weatherford International

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@GovPressOffice As a Texan, fuck Greg Abbott

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@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you, you fascist pig.

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@sambaschutte As a home baker and pro tech writer, I'd like to compliment you on a very well-written recipe! This is definitely an advanced recipe, but the instructions were so detailed and easy to follow that a (very brave) beginner could make this cake!

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Jennifer is having her cake and eating it too. And it tastes AMAZING!

#GISH, @sambaschutte and @OurFlagHBOMax.

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@CuriosityOddity @cat_inked @danaproblems @catl8dy666 Thank you for putting together such a fantastic team!

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@GISH

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@TeamJoe Ellie is excited that Champ gets to go back to the White House! Congrats to @JoeBiden!

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@realDonaldTrump Who wants to tell him? Can it be me? Please, please, can it be me? I've been a good girl this year, I swear.

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@KamVTV @DonaldJTrumpJr If Texas is Trump country, then why is Texas a toss-up state? Proud Texan here, who voted against Trump in 2016 and 2020. #VoteHimOut #BlueWave

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I just reviewed The Trials of Koli by M. R. Carey. #NetGalley https://t.co/xIM0PfEa9H

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@HarrisVotes Inquiring minds need to know!

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Voted on Wednesday at James E Taylor High School. In and out in 15 minutes! @HarrisVotes has made voting easy peazy this year!

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I just reviewed The Book of Koli by M. R. Carey. #TheBookofKoli #NetGalley https://t.co/esXXzP2jSR

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I just reviewed The Last Tiara by M.J. Rose. #NetGalley https://t.co/anKdzmvTY0

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I just reviewed The Wrong Mr. Darcy by Evelyn Lozada; Holly Lorincz. #NetGalley https://t.co/d8BVLcSwlq

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#GISH has been a weird, whacky, heartwarming experience. Thank God it's over. I'm exhausted.

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@GISH I'm running into problems with item 159. Apparently, you can't actually only donate $1. So the item can't be completed as written.

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@GISH for item 68, do I need to start my own team? Or can I join an existing team? There are several teams in my area already, so making a new one seems a bit inefficient.

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@Backmanland Ellie says happy birthday from Houston!

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I just reviewed Night. Sleep. Death. The Stars. by Joyce Carol Oates. #NightSleepDeathTheStars #NetGalley https://t.co/enGBz3ytRQ

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@seanstevenson I got a gallon of margaritas last night. Because now we have to-go booze in Texas.

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I just reviewed The Paris Library by Janet Skeslien Charles. #NetGalley https://t.co/7k1zNC91nV