Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞

Real-life Gudetama. Win me over with pups, sushi, and unnecessarily cumbersome crafting. Pronouns are she/her and they/them.

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

@schuld_eth @InternetH0F for real, i'm turning right around and going to sotheby's lol

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@xtine3491 I normally just dismiss it with a "huh! Interesting!" Or "something to think about!" when I don't feel like correcting someone (about other things, not being a new mom 😂)

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

@SWAIM_CORP Fiance and I quote the prison scene at each other all the time.

"Sometimes I think that we're in the prison and they're not...it's like the walls are keeping *us* OUT"

"School? That's a prison. I have to be a soccer coach? That's a prison. This conversation - that's a prison!"

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@ComicGirlAshley Ra's al girl made me snort

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@ericriveracooks this is the kind of thing that i would buy as a joke before bringing out the actual dish

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@ItsMattsLaw @schizesq On NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY

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@TudorsAndTMs God what I wouldn't give to be the world's foremost legal expert on dips, sauces, and dipping sauces

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

@ElvisDuranShow y'all are sleepin on chappell roan for a song of the summer

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

Me trying to read the nonsense coming through my inbox at work

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🦉 めーる ちぇっく

[Ivan B. Parker @Parker_Luck394]

Why I *love* the first official picture of SUPERMAN (2025)

[A THREAD]

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@WillHayward A reply

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@DanSchkade

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@JamesHSLevine it's a pretty popular theory these days!

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@HistoryMuppet Steve and I have the same favorite kids book?!

I always gift it to my friends when they're having a baby

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

Anyone else use the Redwall Feasts Bot to plan wedding food? Just me?

[Redwall Feasts Bot @RedwallFeasts]

Lattice-topped blackberry tarts sat alongside blackcurrant pies and blueberry'n'pear pudding. To refresh the palate there was spiced cider, October ale, cellar-cooled mint an' comfrey tea, fizzy pennywort cordial, and rosehip cup.

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

@FallGuysGame MAY* you change your name

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@legaladvice_txt Lol

L o l

[Jennifer, Jetmir's Second 🔥🌳🌞 @Jen_Sime]

@guqalt I had a primary care doctor do the same thing to me once. I haven't been back to that facility since.

I'm sorry this happened to you. It's not right.