Jenny

Dental assistant by day, hopeful comedian by night. My dad says I'm funny, anyway. Loves animals.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you have lots of great personality traits but your doctor calls them symptoms.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

@tangledteatime You know the best way to circumcise a hillbilly is to kick their sister in the jaw, right? Just thoughts.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#OddCelebrityBeefs
Melania versus Ivanka: Fight it out over who Donald will finally leave alone

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

@GorbyMeekis237 Thanks!

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#MoviesHitWithTheUglyStick
The Princess Beast

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I'd have gotten on bc sooner. I spent too many months celebrating AF instead of dreading it like a normal chick.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I would convince your mom not to go forward with the pregnancy.

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I will be placing and winning many bets.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I would have grown a set of balls much earlier in life.

[magna @mentalerase]

#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I'd take less drugs and exercise more

wait

the other way around

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

Thinking about what was really in those fast food chicken nuggets I just ate. #NowThatsJustScary

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

#BadWaysToBreakUp

Photo mugs of them doing it with someone else

[What the world is thinking @EarthsOpinions]

Let her know the engagement ring is a Cubic Zirconia #BadWaysToBreakUp

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#BadWaysToBreakUp As he yells, "I'm coming," respond, "Actually you're going. "

[⚡Mr. Brightside☮️ @Will3K85]

Go to the Upside Down and Christmas light that sh*t
W-E...T-H-R-O-U-G-H #BadWaysToBreakUp

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#IFinallyQuit acting like a lady. Oh who are we kidding? I never acted like one.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#IFinallyQuit being a bitch. Well that didn't last long.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#MalapropOfTheDay
A boob is a dream that you hold in your hand.

[Jenny @JenandTonic21]

#IveLearnedToAccept that a lot of people don't consider comedy an art form. They need to accept that they're ass holes.