Jen

I don't always tweet, but when I do you will know.

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

If you are what you eat then cannibals are human. #bathroomtalk

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Kinsey - “mom if I don’t do my homework I’ll get fired” #momlife #kids

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Thank you you tube for making Santa’s job nearly impossible this year! #momlife #toys #gianteggs

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

The worst thing that could happen is to lose yourself.......... in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. @Eminem #everytime #neverfails

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Daughter: mommy when I lose my tooth I am going to get a shiny chocolate coin!!! #winning #momlife

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Ruby Rose is more of a man playing Batwoman than Robert Pattinson playing Batman #sorrynotsorry

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

@afuqua22 Yes and you remember the car ride to Houston hahaha

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

I love acting weird in my car! #anyoneelse #metime #momlife

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

That’s a lot of blow #saynotodrugs #staywoke

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

To be or not to be? That is the real question. #life

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Our version of squishies were called packing peanuts #momlife

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Daughter: they have lego gummies brother is going to crack out
Me: 😮 you mean crack up #momlife

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

So sad!!! RIP @LukePerryIII

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

@Walgreens The struggle is real!
#wontletthemout #lockup 😂

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

@markhoppus Keep the jokes coming. More entertaining than the actual game.

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

#HalftimeShow had me out of my seat....and on the floor laughing. #notgood

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

@JOEL9ONE incredible! #godblessyou

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

#japaneseBBQfinger 😂😂

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Me: just opens a nice cold Gatorade

Toddler: spots it, runs to it, and immediately dumps the entire thing on floor.
#momlife

[Jen @Jenbrew_]

Why do all the animals talk except Blue.. #momlife #blueclues