@LairdOfThManor "Sh*t, shower and shave" is a military turn of phrase. He's using it to further enhance his role as a veteran. As the daughter of a vet, I'll give him a pass on that. Unfortunately for all of us, he is a clown and a jester. He has the audience laughing at him, not with him.
@Kristinartz Still have a skate key in my junk drawer. I've been moving it from place to place since I was a kid. When I die, no one will know what it is.
@Number10cat If you've been paying attention, you know that conflict among us is as old as we are. We'll vote in another wild card in a couple more years.