Jenelle

certified idiot

[Jenelle @Jenelle_lynn1]

@megasaur99 UH YAYYYYYY

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

reminder that link is drawn to zelda in literally every universe, every life 😌✨

[Jenelle @Jenelle_lynn1]

@megasaur99 AHHH

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Cat thinks she’s an armadilo.. 😂

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

Cheating can also be emotional cheating. It is being easily attracted to other people all the time while you’re in a relationship, having “friends” you’re attracted to, following & liking content of people you find attractive, knowing who to move on next with if you ever break up

[✧ @northstardoll]

me n who

[Leah🧚🏼‍♀️ @iamleahhester]

When he says “love you”,

but Achilles once said ''I would recognise you in total darkness, were you mute and I deaf. I would recognise you in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, different times. And I would love you in all of this, until the very last star in…

[ver0nica @soitfuckingoes]

AND I WOULDN'T MARRY ME EITHER
A PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER
WHO ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HER AND I'M FADING, THINKING DO SOMETHING, BABE, SAY SOMETHING LOSE SOMETHING, BABE, RISK SOMETHING CHOOSE SOMETHING, BABE, I GOT NOTHING TO BELIEVE, UNLESS YOU'RE CHOOSING ME

[marie @PuccaNoodles]

my fave trope is “in every universe and every lifetime, I will find you and I will love you”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Having a spinach girl summer (being forgotten about and rotting)

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

[listening to literally the saddest music possible] i just feel a little off today idk

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Happy bday to the og nepo baby

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Why get a weighted blanket when you have the crushing weight of existential dread