jennifer

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

Me after the edible hits and i can’t hear anymore.

[individuaLIZm @SenseLizhumor]

Badges of honor, a rite of passage if you will

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

wish I was one of those weirdos who likes to go for a run when they’re upset

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

The crunch of a caesar salad could heal a nation

[goal digger @1doubleC]

a flying roach put more fear in my heart than any bitch walking this earth

[Mvelase 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏾🏳️‍⚧️🇿🇦 @MvelaseP]

TURN THE MUSIC DOWN IN RESTUARANTS, WE ARE NOT AT A CLUB!

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

"Lefty loosey righty tighty." has yet to let me down

[shejuanag @djmom0927]

bitches always talking about a man a man a man bitch get you some moneyyyy

[Aisha @AishaaaMarie]

As someone that works in public housing with foster youth, I am genuinely begging yall to stop having kids you cannot care for/maintain/emotionally support/feed/ and or keep safe.

[Zion ~ ⁷ | @venusianbbyyy]

“Kids are annoying “ so are adults , and adults be annoying on PURPOSE

[K.P. @KarisX0]

Got lost, asked for directions and burst into tears right after they said “go west”. Do I look like the kind of person who would know where west is?

[MB @amourrmiya_]

summer just started and all i been doing was eating

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

edible hit in the middle of the tsa line, thought i was going to jail

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

if you remember this you had the best childhood ever

[de la luna @vy1in]

nothing worse than getting a bad coffee. like i needed a reason to live and now i have every reason to end it all

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

u stalked my whole life on the boardwalk

[Ministress of Enjoyments @LaCienegaBlvdss]

Zoologists believe foxes are currently trying to become domesticated.

They’re taking on cat/dog like behaviors hoping humans will take on the burden of feeding and caring for them because they’re tired of the wild.

[morgg @__morggxo]

I want to relocate so bad but everything has to make sense!!