Parishioner: “I don’t believe in exorcisms. When was the last time you did one”?
ME: “yesterday.”
PARISHIONER: “What? Why? How?”
ME: “I baptized a child.”
PARISHIONER: “😮😮😮”
ME: 🎤
My favorite delivery guy arrived tonight.
He said “Hola, amigo.”
I was ready with an ”Hola, que tal?”
He made the sign of the cross in front of Our Lady of Guadalupe.
And we said “buenos noches”.
My Spanish sucks but I always like seeing him.
Hey @LT_TheBiblegeek, will there ever be a day where you say on the radio “I’m here to chew bubble gum and to call Tyler an ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum”?
Sorry Boston, but @linorulli gooched you out of a Stanley Cup win. You can tell him how you feel about that when he comes to your city for Catholic Guy Con 2.