Jenica Kramer

Be inspired, for you are made of stardust. But also be humble, for you are also made of dinosaur shit. GMU Law '19

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Anyone ever see “Warm Regards” in an email and wonder about the options there? Cold regards. Arctic regards. Immolating regards. Beau regards.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@itiswattles It makes the Warden make SO much more sense. Plus, ancient cities + unique loot = actual cool use for archeology???? Very excited.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@Borderlands The French Tickler. Because it turns things on. Bit of constructive feedback for you, though: All the events should be in French. It’s the only way the joke works. But you guys can deffo do that, right?

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@Vocal_Creators you promoted this specific challenge all over social media, acknowledging that there was just 1 day left to enter. You encouraged last-minute submissions. To deprive those folks of their shot to join is unfair and damaging for your rep. Plz reopen the challenge.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Joining the crush of people demanding accountability from @Vocal_Creators re: the website crashing hours before the #DoomsdayDiaryChallenge. You should reopen the challenge to allow last-minute entrants to share their work.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@GearboxOfficial @Borderlands Jakobs legendary shotgun “The Body Spray” - killing hits evaporate enemies, +40% melee damage, -60% accuracy, and critical hits ricochet to nearby enemies (obviously). Flavor text reads “Make War, Not Love.”

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

Georgia, thank you. Together, we have changed the course of our state for the better. But our work is not done.

Join me in supporting @ReverendWarnock and @ossoff so we can keep up the fight and win the U.S. Senate➡️https://t.co/JTyH1UVEtd

#LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@fuglygrl This is, in fact, the adult way to friends. Next thing you know, you’ll be doing your taxes together over a shared bottle of rosé, carefully drinking water between glasses to avoid a hangover.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@MojangSupport My bf cannot log into his account to play LAN games on his PS4. We have submitted multiple work tickets for this issue with no results, so hopefully tweeting actually reaches you. This makes this game unusable for us, please help. #minecraft

[Can You Say The N-Word? @CanYouSayNword]

Spiderman was granted the N-Word Pass, but couldn't handle it's power and got rid of it. As sad is this may be, Spiderman you can't say the N-Word.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

thoughts on improving and maintaining integrity as a white ally. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackOutTuesday

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Seriously and unironically considering letting myself be a bigger bitch my new year’s resolution. More honesty, less bullshitting.

[🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe @Ethereal_ilo]

Patriarchy makes you think a woman who's being cheated on is a clown and not the ain't shit man. Lol.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

‘Tis the season where idk my nose just TINGLES all the time like it’s trying to give me sneeze blue balls.

[AthleticNerd 🇨🇦🇳🇬🇬🇧 @OwolabbyAzeez]

A poem to get y’all through #NoNutNovember May the force be with you lot 😴🙌🏾

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@Croikster hey! I’m here to catch up lol. I barely use twitter and have no idea how to DM. So... hello!!

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

@ArianaGrande @SocialHouseTC So Mikey’s stunt double is my bf, and I want to thank you because all day he has been singing “I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND)” at me and kicking at the air in our apt. High quality #boyfriend vibes.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Me when someone reminds me finals are in two weeks

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Celebrating #AprilFools by shutting down fools on FB. That’s how you play this game, right? Also, love you @AOC, plz keep doing you.

[Jenica Kramer @JenicaKramer]

Just called like five pharmacies because apparently my hyperhidrosis medication is out of stock everywhere.

I literally got stress-sweaty trying to get my anti-sweat medication. This is ridiculous.