Jean_Banks

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

"Mister Potter, so nice of you to visit our humble manor. Now, unfortunately all our guest rooms are being cleaned by the House Elves so you'll have to stay with Malfoid. We have no clean pajamas either so you'll both have to sleep nude. And as you can see by this magic calendar my daughter is ovulating. Have fun."

[REDTEN⚡ @redteneri]

I receive about 0.463 insults in dms per hour. Thought there would be much more.

[muoi @muoi_art]

Cosmotober 2026 Day 5
#chainsawman

[かんちゃふ🔞 @sunoco900]

電車内ですごく目立つスーパーヒロインたち

[Clover Dot @Clov_erD]

"Oh no you don't, missy!"
#malfoid

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

POTTER!

YOU ABSOLUTE UNHINGED LUNATIC!

I ALMOST SUFFERED A CATASTROPHIC CARDIOVASCULAR EVENT AT THE HEAD TABLE!

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID YOU DO TO MALFOID?!

ORIENTAL NEKOMIMI TRANSMUTATION MAGIC WAS BANNED BY THE INTERNATIONAL STATUTE OF WIZARDING SECRECY IN 1692 FOR A VERY SPECIFIC REASON, YOUNG MAN!

IT IS A BIO-MAGICAL HAZARD!

IT IS WEAPONIZED PURITY!

IT IS OBJECTIVELY TOO CUTE FOR MORTAL MINDS TO WITNESS!

LOOK AT HER!

SHE IS CROUCHED ON TOP OF A DESK IN DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS!

SHE HAS TWO FLUFFY WHITE CAT EARS TWITCHING ON HER HEAD!

SHE HAS A MATCHING TAIL SWISHING AGAINST HER SLYTHERIN PLEATED SKIRT!

SHE TRIED TO THREATEN YOU WITH HER FATHER, BUT INSTEAD OF A SNEER, SHE ACCIDENTALLY LET OUT A HIGH-PITCHED HISS AND BEGAN CLEANING HER WRIST WITH HER TONGUE!

HALF THE RAVENCLAW BOYS ARE BLEEDING DIRECTLY FROM THEIR NOSES!

SEVERUS SNAPE TRIED TO INTERVENE, BUT SHE SWATTED AT HIS CLOAK STRINGS AND HE COLLAPSED INTO A CHAIR QUESTIONING FORTY YEARS OF DARK ARTS PURSUIT!

EVEN LUCIUS SENT A HOWLER THAT JUST SAID "PURR" BEFORE SELF-DESTRUCTING INTO GLITTER!

I AM NOT MERELY AWARDING POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

POINTS ARE AN INSULT TO THIS LEVEL OF STRATEGIC VICTORY!

I HEREBY DECLARE GRYFFINDOR THE UNDISPUTED HOUSE CUP CHAMPION FOR THE NEXT TEN CONSECUTIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE!

CANCEL THE QUIDDITCH SEASON!

SEAL THE HOURGLASSES!

[Neg @101Neg]

「もう少し右、撃って」

[Ρara @changlifan_]

Cutest smile

[Naoya Ohtani @aka_nuc]

透明なものを描いたデッサン。

[Glob | COMMS OPEN @globining]

Elf who has been waiting for 400 years for her hero to be resummoned

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

こんにちは｡
ゲームディレクターのアベンジャーズ的な集いです

[Sparkeyjinjin @sparkeyjinjin]

I need friends

[tani @2taniiii]

“twitter is just porn and fights”
me looking for the porn and fights

[やしろ学/Manabu YASHIRO @yashiro_manabu]

BLAME!　FA

[Lem @lem00001]

Malfoy got distracted

[Kiv | DENJI POCHITA PLUSH CAMPAIGN OPEN @Kiv_alt]

for cute girls only!
https://t.co/5uErFVujMa