Jeni-the-Dragon

Gin fueled fire breathing, ass-kicker!
Horses, gin and cars, in that order. Very proud part owner of 2 awesome eventers!

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

It wouldn't be a day off if I didn't take the pocket rocket for a blast round the local countryside! Typical weather rolling in too.
@MSportLtd

[BFBS Forces News @ForcesNews]

Boots carried by her horse🕊️

An emotional farewell was bit to Lance Bombardier Ciara Sullivan as her coffin travelled to The Guards Chapel

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Accurate af🤣🤣

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

This didn’t end how I expected it to🤣

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Why is this something I would do 😂😂

[Racing Post @RacingPost]

Rob Burrow Racing Club founder Phil Hawthorne after the poignant win

🗣️ "It was a bit of a fluke. We found out when we made the entry but it was incredibly poignant.

"Rob's widow Lindsey wasn't there, she was otherwise engaged as it was a very emotional day for her, as you can imagine, but we're allowed eight badges so there were plenty of club members there, they're staunch followers and it was very special.

"When Rob died, his last words were 'Every single day is precious, don't waste a moment'. As soon as he said that, I went on to the BHA website and reserved that name"

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@Ohlala 😬

[Interesting Universe @InterestingUni]

The illusion of speed when 100 Mph looks like stillness.

📹 Credit to the Owner

[Shrimp & Grits @ShrimpGritsCats]

And here we have the full lineup of stuffed animals in their natural habitat

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@Ohlala So much! Shoes are just gorgeous!

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

who wouldn't want this to happen in your house??? when Toadette lets you pet her, it makes you feel very special!

She has gotten no adoption interest. she's just a sweetie with a little anxious brain, is that a crime???

adopt Toadette! https://t.co/tOxH8MvD27

📍 SF bay area

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@Ohlala We need to see the finished look!

[GorgeousDreamer @DrianneBelleza]

What do you even call this look?

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@ToryLan21308 @hjwakerley @proxy63s Aye, because we don't know anything about cars do we!? 🙄
Showing your misogynistic side there.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@SparkyLotus Best place to stop!

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@hjwakerley @proxy63s I have no idea! 😂

[Jeni-the-Dragon @JenitheDragon]

@mcfcnorthstand3 Awful! Feel for the family.

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

I've just listed two beautiful Jaguar's on Collecting Cars Auction site - the first is a absolutely immaculate XKR in Silver and the 2nd is a genuine 12,000 mile Jaguar XJR-S TWR. Please share as both of these cars want for nothing and are in immaculate condition throughout.

Perfect for a jaguar lover, but I need to reduce my collection.

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

The SIGNS 🤣🤣🤣👏🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣