Jennifer

I'm not really here.

[Jennifer @Jenkbeans]

@MeghanMcCain Your lack of self-awareness is perfection. No notes. Chef's kiss.

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@MeghanMcCain @DailyMail Pots, kettles, etc.

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@RepMTG You're a real nutjob, Three Toes.

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@laurenboebert @realannapaulina

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@laurenboebert They were right!

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@tedcruz Same energy

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@tedcruz Awww was it scary, Raphael? Did it make you want to jet off to Mexico?

[Jennifer @Jenkbeans]

@Wolfiesmom @WolfVanHalen He really did! What a badass.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Well maybe you can write a book about it while you serve your time.

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@HawleyMO

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@JellyRoll615 But the Beaver Nuggets, man...

[Jennifer @Jenkbeans]

@Wolfiesmom You were my first crush though I didn't realize it at the time. Beautiful inside and out since I can remember. Happiest of birthdays to you!!

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@RepMTG You heckled a man while he spoke of his dead son. You support insurrection and racism. You'll never make fetch happen, Gretchen Weiner. It's too late. You have shown us who you really are. ✌

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@MeghanMcCain Nukes. Duh.

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@GovRonDeSantis You are a giant turd and dumb as a box of rocks.

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@WalshFreedom He's just so dumb. It's really something.

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@WhatCrappens @RonnieKaram @BenMandelker Now I can't wait to drive home in absurdly heavy traffic this afternoon. Thanks y'all!❤

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@SenTedCruz Sure, Ted.

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@savetheturtles2 @WalshFreedom This precious baby in a bow tie is just the smile I needed to start a stressful day. So thank you.

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@chefjoseandres @WCKitchen Congratulations! You're my person of the year.