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Just like Dionysus, my gender fluid is Wine. “Gender: Strumpet” they/them forklift certified. Simp.

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

Roughly 18 hours in and we’ve established the following: eggs are good.

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

FUCK I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO HAND IT TO HIM BUT JARED LETOS SKELLTOR BANGS

[Wandering Bard Toys *Customs Open* @BardToys]

We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year!

As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it!

Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET!

Must be 18+ to enter and win!

Rules next!

[mastiff @m4stiff]

happy birthday everypony

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

@terrafically Happy birthday, darling!

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

No clearer message of a nations decline than the privatised, lone operator, binman.

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

@hangsawoman If you can get hold of the ending script of “EULOGY” by a company called Darkfield it’s an immersive audio experience and the end of that is a boilerplate eulogy that adapts to how you play the story might be helpful :)

[Emily Gwen @theemilygwen]

https://t.co/67w8UpC0GB

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

@hangsawoman I know not ideal but if you’re in dire need, Hyde park is currently doing their hiring for Nov/December

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

please retweet 👉👈

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

Something something about how the story you tell about people you see changes based on the stop they’re getting off at

[Emily Gwen @theemilygwen]

if you've ever used the orange and pink lesbian flag i designed can you please share this 😭

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

@noor_supernova7 .

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[Cllr Tom Astell @tomastell]

Something very concerning is happening in Hull & East Yorkshire. The new Reform UK Mayor has launched a website for a “£1m Community Fund.” Here’s why residents should be worried 👇 1/10

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

If anyone who loves me was wondering what to get me for my birthday

[Kill James Bond! @KillJamesBond]

The Adverse Conditions Movie Club shirt is finally here!

Featuring art from the incredible @mikadll, our celebration of the noble art of watching 240p rips of the greatest art of the 20th century is available for pre-order NOW!

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

So:
- There was no bra fitting, JK Rowling did indeed (allegedly) lie.
- M&S did not actually apologise to the bigot, they "gosh I'm sorry you felt that way"-ed
- the woman being harassed and victimised is not actually confirmed to be transgender.

[knife cafe @Jenkinator96]

Just randomly saw a performer do the exact act I studied at uni, funny old world innit

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

Sometimes i want to randomly text my friends i love them but i think they would assume im about to kill myself