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[jenkins @Jenkins812111]

@AywaRhiannon The episode of The Read when they covered the white guys on the boat getting their asses kicked

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Hey you fuckin hick morons I was drinking Mountain Dew earlier you guys like that shit right

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

idk how to say this without sounding perfect and beautiful but animals and babies kind of always love me

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

All I’m saying T is if they’re gonna nominate Barbie for Best Picture they probably shoulda nominated some of them broads that was involved.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/0222bwcZ3n

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Rob @robrousseau]

It's ok to just laugh at a rich guy slapping the shit out of another rich guy on live television. it doesn't need to mean anything. we don't need to do this

[James @Xorands]

@SenTedCruz

[Hadeed "Bhaijaan" Butt @mhadeedbutt]

zack directing jared leto on set of #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague:

"now tell him that we live in a society"

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Dolly Parton, Patti LaBelle, and their acrylic nails.

[Kimya Dawson @mrskimyadawson]

If Seattle cops think getting hit with a half empty water bottle justifies violently attacking the entire crowd they should definitely never be the solo acoustic opener for Third Eye Blind on tour. Trust me.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I’m releasing my full medical records*

*a note in handwriting suspiciously similar to my own that says I have a really good ass

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

America is wild because the ppl in charge of future policy deadass be 7 years away from the grave

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

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