Rigatoni Bennett

Winner of the Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

When yr barcode placement is on point
@OmahaLibrary

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

@jacobkleinman We have Strong Bad. We have Trogdor. We have Bubs. We have The Cheat. We have Homesar. We have all these incredible characters

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

"Ain't I a stinker?"

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year

ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

It is still wild that Fashion requires Anoerexia

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

Is your teen texting about Krautrock?? Know the slang:

• DTF: Damo's the funkiest
• NGL: Neu! goes loud
• OMG: Oooh motorik grooves!
• TMI: Tago Mago's incredible
• TGIF: These Germans is freaky
• IDK: I dig Kosmische
• CHEUGY: Can has excellent unbelievable grooves yaaas

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

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Unfortunately the endpoint of ramen's acceptance as something Americans en masse are willing to pay for at restaurants, is that every neighborhood can sell you mediocre $15 bowls in the same way any bar has a mid $12 burger

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Evil description in the Joslyn of an apparently neutral photograph

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Antisocialites, now that's a good album

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

A Giant would be understating things

RIP

[Sonny Rollins @sonnyrollins]

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2 https://t.co/6AGmFrB7x4

[charlie ✪ @chorliephobic]

when i go to the pub i wanna hear those pub classics

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

Now Court, why would you go & say a thing like that?

[Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲 @komradekhris]

Being such a hater that you have to pretend to gas up bottom 5 De Palma lmao

[Negative Zero @KilValmer]

Robert Smith after dropping his phone in the toilet: 🎶I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with rice🎶

[Rigatoni Bennett @JenkinsColby]

Sharknado playing just before the Liverpool match - I prefer my omens subtler

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Eosinophils are basically mitichlorians. I'm the Master Yoda of of having a fucked esophagus.

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Anti is the best Rihanna album, but it also contains an entire Tame Impala cover & a wack stomp-clap thing

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@bartlebytaco SD card in yr phone is the move

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Obviously novels are relatively popular, but this is how those lists look

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The 100 Best Ceramics of All Time