Guy Jenkins

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb @CuntsWatching No, ought I?

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb about as close to 50:50 as I think one could get. Your call, amigo...

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb I'd rather see some of your new'n #AMGbitch

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb @SciencePorn woah

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb those times when our favourite things collide http://t.co/9rgFBWFEN4 #RangeRover #shutupandtakemymoney

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@louistheroux the character limit makes it difficult to tweet a celebrity to be complimentary without appearing sycophantic. But bravo.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb yes they do.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@langerlish Just making sure you don't abuse the potential line of communication between you and @rustyrockets.
Got my #pimphand warmed up.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@linuxnewb @langerlish only uses it to declare undercarriage feelings for celebrities in the belief I won't see.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@BBCR1 Depends on age - ranging from "being a loner" for over 40s, to just "being" for the pubescent..

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@scott_mills I've noticed a distinct shift in the Facebook en route:on route ratio since you raised your grievance on air. Thank you.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@JeremyClarkson Where do I sign?

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@MrJamesMay Just watched the last Man Lab. Extremely happy to find out you make tea in the mug the right way #saynotosurfacescale

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@HuffingtonPost funny thing is, it would have been a fraction of that if not for people making a fuss about the cost...

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@Chris_Stark confirmation of the theory at http://t.co/5m8k0uaJIU

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@DavidBowieReal just got forced to watch "Labyrinth". I feel brain damaged. Is this one of your great regrets.

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@langerlish no need to be jelly. You're the only one I want making my sammiches x

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@MyLifeAlready, I felt like I was missing out on the chance to tell famouses what I think of them ;)

[Guy Jenkins @Jenkobabble]

@langerlish please, not in front of @susannareid100. #dontmakethisawkward