Jen

just your average iowa fan living in socal

[Jen @JenksHawk]

@stillnothawkize I could build a new football stadium on that damn 5-head

[Jen @JenksHawk]

Why does anyone care about what other people do in their sex lives. This guy definitely has a Grindr.

[Jen @JenksHawk]

@DustyBottoms04 @xrayanneiowa @BuschBeer You’ve inspired us to do the same with our servers at our local Iowa watch bar in Southern California for everything they put up with all season long and we take their tables for 4-5 hours every Saturday @buttercuplys

[Jen @JenksHawk]

@NancyMace They already barely do if they bought their home back in the 50s, 60s, 70s.

[Jen @JenksHawk]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands (tried to exclude any edm) you’ve seen live:
1. Blink182
2. Panic! At the disco
3. SleepToken
4. Yellowcard
5. The Prodigy
6. Harry Styles
7. Billie Eilish
8. Hootie and the Blowfish
9. Black eyed peas
10. Rufus du sol (does this count as a band?)

[JeffreyTheGreek @JeffreyTheGreek]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live:

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Hank Williams, Jr
3. Bruno Mars
4. Ween (x3)
5. Whisky Myers (@ Red Rock)
6. David Allen Coe
7. Weezer
8. Foo Fighters
9. Morgan Wallen (Wrigley)
10. Fleetwood Mac**

[** = I didn’t actually get to see them. I came down with a nasty flu the day before the concert and I’m still upset to this day 😢]

[Jen @JenksHawk]

They want more compensation for being… part time?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Mike Johnson wants people struggling with soaring gas prices, rent, and grocery bills to feel bad for members of Congress making “only” $174K a year, getting great healthcare, and taking months of vacation every year, and he’s using that to justify trading stocks while in office.

Totally out of touch

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[Jen @JenksHawk]

Cry me a fucking river. you’re a public servant, not a CEO.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks.

Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

The nicest cities in America ranked:

1. San Diego, CA
2. Des Moines, IA
3. Madison, WI
4. Fargo-Moorhead, ND/MN
5. Grand Rapids, MI
6. Burlington, VT
7. Harrisburg, PA
8. Indianapolis, IN
9. Spokane, WA
10. Santa Barbara, CA

[Jen @JenksHawk]

Stop Confederate Railroad from playing at Winneshiek County Fair - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/F1q3ZI13yj via @Change

[Ben McCollum is my hero @MountMcKeever]

Gary Dolphin.

Like if you agree.

[Jen @JenksHawk]

@ShaneTuttleNCAA Almost had me satire Shane

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

When I was with MSU football, we traveled to Iowa for a game.
At one point, I got separated from the group, (long story) but I found myself walking toward the stadium in my Spartan jersey. I was walking through a massive group of Iowa fans tailgating.
I’d been to Ohio State already, so I was mentally ready for all the horrible stuff I was about to experience.
Before I had got 100 feet in, people had given me pork chop sandwiches, chips, all kinds of stuff.
I ended up chatting with a bunch of them and they were just the best fan base ever. They loved Iowa football and were just so dang pleasant.
Eventually, I got back to the stadium and a couple hours later the game started.
I was curious as to what these sweet people would be like once the missile launched.
When you’re on the sideline in Iowa, you are right next to the fans. The distance between you and them is very small.
I’ll tell you what, They hurled some of the best and most creative verbal abuse I’ve ever heard in my life.
Absolutely first rate.
They will always be my favorite fan base in the Big Ten.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."

Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."

Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."

You: "That's not—"

Government: "File by May 15."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[CT Smith @scaryman42]

Fastest player to 1,000 points/ 500 assists

1. Sue Bird 82
2. Sabrina Ionescu 84
3. Dawn Staley 101

Caitlin Clark 54 games
1,003 points
459 assists

[Jen @JenksHawk]

@JamesHessESQ Playing hooky?