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Jennifer Mueller
@JennBigDog2026
Reinstated after a long absence Careful. Return to roll call is uncertain NO DM. I DON'T ANSWER THEM
Haddonfield Illinois
Joined August 2021
92 Following
188 Followers
1.4K Posts
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A fireball is aimed right at @OfficerMalloy I take it right in the chest so he doesn't. Shit I'm hit! I fall to the ground Hard
@OfficerMalloy You look goofy in this picture
Why should I?
@BravesFanJenn *follows and pulls you over* okay what's going on now? And what's this I hear your no longer gonna be cleaning the Tower Farm?
@OfficerMalloy Reed: There's something blocking her airway.
A fireball is aimed right at @OfficerMalloy I take it right in the chest so he doesn't. Shit I'm hit! I fall to the ground Hard
@OfficerMalloy Does not matter. I was in inhumane conditions
Make me settle down.
@LegendKillerJen @WolfLegend100 Settle down!
@OfficerMalloy He's screwed
Shelton sucks!
@OutlawJenn2000 Corbin has to remain on desk duty! Until he can control his excessive force! Unlike former police officer Shelton
@OfficerMalloy Yeah I was
Did you honestly think you could keep up with me?
@OutlawJenn2000 *Two tires blow out* Damnit! 1-Adam-12 dispatch unable to continue pursuit! Suspect fled in moving vehicle, I lost her! Get a chopper in the air and put out an APBπ
@OfficerMalloy Had to reschedule my appointment
@OfficerMalloy That sucked.
@OfficerMalloy Stops breathing
Of course I did
Damn Skippy!
@OutlawJenn2000 Come on Jennifer! *heads back in squad car and follows again* I guess I'm gonna have to do what she expects me to do?
@OfficerMalloy Luckily I got my pan back
I remember bringing it and MacDonald wanted the whole damn pan to himself.
@BravesFanJenn Why thank you Jenn this looks great!
@OfficerMalloy Hurts To Move Did I Break My Back?
This was one of the worst.
@LegendKillerJen Hang on Jennifer, 1-Adam-12 dispatch I need an emergency ambulance ASAP hurry it's urgent!
@OfficerMalloy Delays mean the difference between life and death.
I honestly can't say yes anymore.
@JennHeel1979 I know Jenn! But you have to let us help you? Aren't I always there whenever you need me?
@OfficerMalloy Hurts to breathe.
@OfficerMalloy No just got the wind knocked out of me
@OfficerMalloy Watch it already has
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JennHeel1979 Then let the paramedics get you to the hospital? I know your injured? I'm sorry if I didn't respond sooner?
@OfficerMalloy I'm not cleaning up after a bunch of slobs and I mean business.
@OfficerMalloy I was covered in sores by the time I left
@OfficerMalloy He's better off in Saudi Arabia
Jones couldn't lick the dirt off my Sketchers baseball shoes. I've stolen more bases in four years than he has in his entire life.
Just reported in Ridgemont! Ready for duty! Now Fellow gaurd Jones and some doctors are sort of showing me around?
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