jenn&tonic

calamitous love & insurmountable grief

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@EmpireStateBldg @TheGarden The bar you’ve set for engagements is way too high now. 😭 Ladies, if he wanted to - he would. Don’t settle.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Fuck you

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

So we a decided we’re gonna fix it ourselves so of course thed city just had to get some kind of money from us - so we had to pay $150 for a permit. To fix the swale. That they wrecked. That belonged to them. But now belongs to me. Because it’s not working properly. 😑

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@CityPortStLucie Okay so a few years back the city decided they wanted to “fix” all the swales on our street, right?

So they knocked on the door and told me mine was next and I was like “it works fine but sure whatever just don’t cut my trees down.” 1/3

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

They said “yeah you gotta fix YOUR swale because it impedes water flow. We’ll give you an interest free loan if you want us to do it for you”.

Ummm what?! Pay you to fix something you effed up in the first place?! No.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

uphill and doesn’t get sucked up by the roots so now it sits in the “fixed” swale (that was never broken in the first place) until it evaporates.

Fast forward to this week - we get a code violation for standing water and we call about it.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

The dude said well the swale belongs to the city so we can cut the trees if we want but I’ll try not to cut them. I’m like “🙄 okay cool.”

Months later they send the people to “fix” the swale - but they took too much dirt and tree roots away so then the rain water can’t travel

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@DenaliNPS I’m obsessed 😍 thank you for the daily dopamine.

https://t.co/hYK7U5WUPB

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@PageSix Um, did you even watch Page Six?

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@LosTalksPats @Patriots @Mac_BZ New England loves you MB

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

Does this guy climbing the building know he could just order fajitas at Applebee’s and get the attention he wants? #Skyscrapperlive

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@EmpireStateBldg Decidedly not trash 😮‍💨😍

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@elmo Don’t worry. Everyone knows it was Rocco, Elmo.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

I couldn’t love this more even if I gave birth to it.

[Brian Rappaport @BRappy55]

A truly mediocre Red Sox team will pass The #Yankees in the standings. Nothing will change. Just another embarrassment for this team.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@Jillianamariah @CourtTV I should’ve specified my sarcasm. Definitely over acted! It was almost comical if it wasn’t for the subject at hand here.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@CourtTV Guilty - but she’s an excellent actress so hopefully prison has a drama program.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@Publix @omgitswicks what’s yours?

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@PKSubban1 wearing resort wear shorts and clogs from Copenhagen on the bottom and a normal suit jacket and shirt on top. @dieworkwear please analyze.

[jenn&tonic @JennDur12]

@_jmoye Girrrrllll the way I snorted.

[#WashedChronicles @_jmoye]

Pk Subban on national TV dressed like Loretta Devine in Waiting to exhale