JRChelfrich

Master of Mediocrity, blogger, follow me at @MavenTwisted and RESISTER, Girls on the Run employee/coach, environmentalist, humorist

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If 2020 was a family portrait:

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@BrodyMendoza10 @kenolin1 @RudyGiuliani I’m crying laughing at this comment! 😂

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@ShutUpAmanda People don’t value sleep nearly enough. It’s really so healing. Says me, after midnight, when I have to be up before 7am. DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO! 😆

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@writingiswar My mom is a great cook, somehow she managed to make edible dishes out of frozen vegetables and cube steak. But her meatloaf was the WORST thing I ever had to eat as a kid, second only to Lima beans 🤮

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@JenaLang Dammit! I totally broke down, full on ugly cry. 😭 and that was just Med. Also cried at This Is Us and The Good Doctor. I know they have to recognize Covid, but it makes me so sad knowing the US could have done so much more.

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@JenaLang @NBCOneChicago_ No spoilers! I’m still watching! 😄 laughing now bc I know I’ll be crying later 😢

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@AngelaBelcamino

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@JimChasse1 @AngelaBelcamino

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Not dead babies, fetal stem cells from aborted fetuses. Who’s going to tell them?

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@rebeccabardess

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@HamillHimself How...does one...see this Star Wars holiday special? @HamillHimself was my first crush, so I need to see this!

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@yellowdaisyami I’d cross a field of broken glass to cast my vote, so some idiot punks won’t intimidate me.

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2/2
I would love to unleash my “mom voice” during a contentious moment, because my “SHUT UP FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE!!!” could silence an entire arena.
You know I’m right. Raise your hands!

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1/2 Here’s my suggestion for the next debate: it should be moderated by a tired mom. It doesn’t matter if it’s a working mom, a working-at-home mom, a mom of actual or fur babies, or a full-time at-home mom. We are all exhausted and fed the fuck up.

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@yummy_brain @Katie_Masters29 Since I follow my Writer Big Sister, I also need to follow an Unofficial Mom. You are now my mom too. ❤️

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@Katie_Masters29 Also, #shifty lol I see what you did there.

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@Katie_Masters29 But...you still did it. And therefore offered some light and joy and fun and support for your efforts!
I’ve been absent for a while but I’m so happy that you’re here and doing your thing! ❤️

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@chipfranklin Poop

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@AdrienneLaF Omg yes me too! Followed by Omni and then YM...progression of nerd to cool kid wanna be.

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@EleniKavros My teen *might* have played this song as a way to demo her pop culture knowledge. And I *might* have danced around the kitchen with her dad celebrating 09/21/09 as the day we first met (we totally made out!). Which *might* have ruined her forever. Zero guilt. Ha!