joshbunfiltered

Quotes from my son, Josh - a mix of Rainman & Buddy (from the movie, Elf). He’s honest, intelligent, unfiltered, & inappropriate. Therefore, hilarious. @jksolla

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@Upworthy #classicjosh @autismspeaks #autismhumor @GoodNewsMoveme3 @UPS @jimmyfallon @Autism #specialdelivery #smart @literallylogic

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#ValentinesDay2022 #autism #son #love #hug #sweet #AutismAwareness #parenting #endearing #perspective #HappyValentinesDay #myvalentine

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Yup. #autism #funny #honest #agenesisofthecorpuscallosum #ADHD #casseroles #goodtakeoutsnearme #autismmom #autismparenting #laughter #dailyquotes #mylife #love #mom #son #parenting #

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Me: Look Josh, you just lost your tooth!
Josh: It’s not LOST! It’s right here!
#Autism #humor #funny #joshbunfiltered

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“Dad, can you call mom tomorrow and tell her I think I might have autism?” #ilovehim #brightfuture @JoeMantegna @AutismSociety

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Mom, we can’t eat dinner here! The sign says I have to be 21 years old, but I’m 23.” #hesright #thatswhatitsays @georgespub @autismspeaks @jimmyfallon

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“Mom, why can’t I spend the night at your house on my birthday? You’re the one who birthed me! What did Dad do?!!” #alot #50/50custody #joshsbirthday @autism #joshism

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Happy 24th Birthday, Josh!! 🎉🎉🎉 I love you!! ❤️ @JoeMantegna @jimmyfallon @ErikEstrada @Sean_C_Larkin

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@autism Josh is quiet in the backseat. Very odd. His eyes are closed & his head is leaning against the window. I suddenly smell a horrible odor. Eww!! 🤢🤮
ME: Josh, was that you?!!
JOSH: I think my flatulence is putting me in a coma. #downgothewindows #silentbutdeadly #💩💨🥴

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JOSH: Jennifer Sollars Miller!Where in the world is ur left eyebrow?!
ME: My eyebrows r blonde, Josh. My makeup must have rubbed off one eyebrow, but not the other.
JOSH: Cool!! So you’re going camouflage today?!
😂
#camouflaging #missingeyebrow #trendsetter #eyebrows #autism

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Not sure who is happier @hideawaypizza …Josh, Curious George or me!! Great lunch date with these two characters! 😁🍕🐒❤️ Calm(er) Josh = Happy Momma! 🙌 #ritalin #dontleavehomewithoutit
*This message is brought to you by the manufacturer of Ritalin. 😂

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Yup, it’s a wanker shirt & Josh couldn’t be happier! 😂

It started years ago…Josh learned what a “wanker” meant & has been entertained by his cousins using this word (with a British accent, of course!) ever since!
#wankertalk #nevergetsold #thankyougrant @justin_halpern

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Josh at ER with a migraine 😢
NURSE: Josh, can u hear me?
ME: You need to wake up.
NURSE: Josh, u were really knocked out, weren’t you?
(Josh’s eyes popped open 😳)
JOSH: Say what?! Why would someone punch me?!
#asktheparamedicyoucalledawanker 🤷‍♀️😂 @HarperCollins @autismspeaks

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@USABoxing #benadryl
NURSE: Josh can you hear me?
ME: Josh, you need to wake up.
NURSE: Josh, you were really knocked out, weren’t you?
(Josh’s eyes popped open 😳)
JOSH: Why would someone punch me?!!!
#asktheparamedicyoucalledawanker 🤷‍♀️😂 #wankertalk

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Josh knows what’s up! 😬 Who else needs a light?!! 🙋‍♀️ I don’t even smoke. #candycigarettes @cowboyvoice #autismmom @CoachJimKnowles @CowboyFB

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@Sean_C_Larkin @TulsaPolice
JOSH: I just watched @CopsTV & learned A LOT about sex in vans & prostitution
ME: Uh oh
JOSH: Don’t worry, Mom. I turned it off bc of the inappropriate behavior
ME: I’m very proud of you!
JOSH: You might want to reconsider. I waited until a commercial

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@PistolPeterOSU Yes, he is!!! Go Pokes!!

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@tlynnmcm @CowboyFB @cowboyvoice Never soon enough! 😂

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Josh’s reaction to the Boomer Song. My thoughts exactly. #autism #sensitive_ears #espn #mostannoyingfootballsong
@CowboyFB @cowboyvoice

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@HoodieMorr I bet you do!! Lol

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@cowboyvoice Thanks for retweeting, Larry!! Go Pokes!! 🌾🏈🤠🧡🖤🧡