Jennifer Kewley

Proud Kansan. A small island of blue in a red state. Married to a former Liverpool footballer. No DMs.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@AJamesMcCarthy This is Mo. 😀

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@RosieandJane2 Happy Lazy Sunday, Rosie and mum!! ❤️

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@deesnider Their cover of “Alone Again Or” is still absolutely stellar!

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@CalltoActivism Did Sarah wear her plastic stripper shoes?

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@RosieandJane2 Birdie said to tell you that is a great plan!! 🐾❤️

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@RosieandJane2 We know you are never rude, ladies. Sending you both lots of hugs today! 💕💕💕

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Was this the smartest con in Arctic history?

The Danes and Greenlanders know perfectly well that the Trump regime is staffed by high school dropouts and people who move their lips when they read, and they know that nobody in this failed administration has the faintest idea that a 1951 agreement exists.

So Copenhagen takes the old treaty out of the drawer, blows off the dust, changes the date to 2026 and adds a clause banning China and Russia, neither of whom was ever going to be invited anyway. Trump, who sincerely believes he is the sharpest mind in a movement where that is not a demanding title, promptly launches himself into orbit with a triumph he imagines will win him the midterms.

He demanded an island, was sold his own lease back with a fresh cover page, and could not be more thrilled.

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[Tommy Santos @tommysantos14]

Tillamook Halal-Certified Cheese Facts:
- Halal-certified means Tillamook switched from animal rennet to fermentation-produced microbial rennet. That's it.
- They actually switched in 2016. You've been eating Halal-compliant cheese for a decade.
- Their recent step was putting the certification on the packaging.
- Tillamook cheese is also kosher and vegetarian.
- MAGA needs rage bait so people forget they pay more for everything and vote in the midterms.
- MAGA doesn't actually give 2 shits about a label on cheese products.
- You're not Christian because you boycott halal-compliant cheese.
- MAGA are morons.

That's the entire fact pattern, in a few bullets.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

I’m convinced the people most aggressively proclaiming their Christianity are anything but.

[RSM #NAFO fellas @Rod_dk]

I am not religious at all, but I like the reply here very much all the same

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@monroe77cm @anna_itsonlyme I see the bots are out in full force. Go back under the rock from which you crawled.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Trump, from NC, on Fox:
“If we buy $2 billion worth of bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing $2 billion. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save $2 billion.”

Idiot is not a strong enough word.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Good question…

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In 50 days, y’all better get out and vote every fucking Republican out like your life depends on it. Because it fucking does.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@RosieandJane2 My goodness! I hope you got some treats yesterday! Birdie was in my lap most of the evening, so there was never any worry she didn’t get any attention/snacks. Have a lovely week, Rosie and Jane!!😀❤️🐾

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

I certainly won’t forget.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When he’s gone, they’re going to blame his dementia and hope we forget they enabled every fucking second of it.

Not going to happen.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@SolerSoleylm @edparnell You believe everything you’ve read in the tabloids. Which was the point, I suppose.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@SolerSoleylm @edparnell The man who sold her letters and staged photos for cash? The one who tried to sabotage her wedding? That man is no father and most of us would have written ours off too. You don’t know if she sees her mom’s family…those folks apparently don’t trade stories for cash.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@edparnell How long ago was that? Fast forward. Has Meghan bothered With her father the amputee? Her black relatives she never acknowledges? Please those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[Jennifer Kewley @JennKewley]

@WilmaBenton19 Paws crossed, sweet Mo! ❤️

[‏ً @itsnwts]

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