Jennifer

Go fuck yourself

[Jennifer @JennLane75]

Inspirational tweets are fucking disgusting.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

[Jennifer @JennLane75]

I never pass up an opportunity to betray myself

[Jennifer @JennLane75]

I’m trying to play it cool but this mental breakdown’s got hands

[Jennifer @JennLane75]

This mental breakdown tastes funny

[Jennifer @JennLane75]

The Greg Abbott campaign had a woman bang on my front door ON THE LORD’S DAY. It is Sunday. I am in here without a bra, high as fuck, drinking tequila and being thankful abortions were legal 26 years ago

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

hearing the clean version of a song
instantly pisses me off

[Alexis🩷 @_princesslexo]

anything that’s making you happy keep it private!

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hard to be a strong independent woman when at any moment i can be absolutely taken out by one tiny sip of dairy milk

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

the should invent a concert where i can lay down

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

You disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that embarrassed you

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

smallest lie can destroy the biggest trust.

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol