Jenn Schaal

Named Minnesota Comic to Watch by @growlermag & @citypages Artist of the Year AND Readers' Choice Best Local Comic but still not over losing prom queen in 1995

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Dating apps in your 40s “oh wow I was AT his first wedding!” (Swipes right)

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Here for @Tim_Walz as he’s giving proud dad watching his kids vibes during @POTUS tonight ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I am personally offended by the sheer numbers of people who do not have portrait lock engaged on their phone and my question to them is HOW DO YOU LIVE?

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@barbarelleh Have you hit the musical episode yet?

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At the @Brewers game and it’s wild how fun baseball can be when a team actually hits the ball

cc: @Twins

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@AdamMcCalvy Adam! I’m here with my parents for their 50th anniversary - any chance I can hug you, old friend?

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Fun to have @JennSchaal and @Dave_Schwartz on today - find the show wherever you get podcasts or tap this: https://t.co/082ImxMqzA

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I’m not a mom but today my boyfriend’s 12 yo referred to me as a “parent” and man my heart grew 1,000,000 sizes. Honestly, I’m just honored to be part of the village!

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@smburns Honestly I was at a work event just watching this all unfold and it was so so so funny

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If there is a football on the ground, rest assured that any man will pick it up and start throwing it around because they “played in high school” and then will proceed to pull a hammy and/or crash into something/someone when attempting to “go long!” Every. Single. Time.

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@EmPaigeComedy I love that he privatized his feed. As if, my dude.

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@DanaLitman I love this so much!!!

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@smburns @DeRushaJ @KateRaddatz ok wow it’s an honor just to be nominated by THE @smburns 🏆🏆🏆. Also, Jason! Talk to @daveryankdwb! I can do co-hosting!

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@RossRaihala My Kia was stolen 3 times last summer. I sold it to a dealership in La Crosse last September and I’m SO GRATEFUL to be free of it. What a shitty company.

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@MattHelgeson “If it weren’t for those pesky kids!!!!”

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I’m in Florida and it’s 86° and sunny, but, I mean…it’s still Florida, so…it’s not…great.

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Going on 4 hours on hold with @Delta -wild Friday night

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@mollypeonies Oh no.

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Who’s got a lead on 20mg adderall extended release? I’m out at the end of the week and I can’t find a pharmacy that has anything in stock. #adderallshortage

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@LindsayGuentzel 🙋🏻‍♀️ junior and senior class President here! DECORATIONS WERE ON POINT

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Dear @IKEAUSA @IKEATwinCities: a v impt question my bf’s incredibly amazing 12yo kiddo after I asked if she wanted to join my trip there this evening: “I LOVE IKEA! CAN WE PAY THEM TO LET ME JUMP ON THE BEDS BECAUSE IF I HAD A BUCKET LIST THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING ON IT”

So?