Jenn Seide

Oprah owes me an apology; she knows what she did. Tweets are courtesy of a badass unicorn.

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

Whenever Amazon transfers my package to USPS for delivery I read it as "YOU'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!"

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES.

[Adobe XD @AdobeXD]

Hey there, @figma! Excited that you're joining us and bringing all sorts of new possibilities to the table. We look forward to the road ahead.

Key info: https://t.co/X5JzToAVqX

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Haiti is the only country in the world where descendants of enslaved people were forced to pay reparations to descendants of their masters for generations.

Nobody knew exactly how much Haiti paid France — and at what cost to its future — until now. https://t.co/ZxAwpSwJ98

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

@ArwaM Leaving a cup by the sink feels more efficient but I’m no fancy CEO…

[donni saphire @donni]

Are you anxious or just fully aware of the many threats that exist

[Astead @AsteadWH]

spotify wrapped: "vibe check! you understood the assignment and kept it on fleek with this podcast that lived rent free in your head, just like an NFT"

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

I feel seen and I do not like it one bit.

[Charles W McKinney, Jr. @CharlesWMcKinn2]

Beloved -

Go on ahead and close those 318 tabs.

You're not going to read a single one of them.

[Ken Armstrong @bykenarmstrong]

Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls.

One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails.

Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

And y’all want me to believe in ghosts? GHOSTS let him engage in this fuckery?

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

I’m on staycation this week. Do I update my UX portfolio or dig into this Gabbie Hanna novela? Should I stick with wordpress or move to webflow or Adobe? Is all this still about Jesse? When did edibles get so strong?

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

@SOS_SaintTUT @PowerHRG We should definitely talk. Hit me up.

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

Anyone else with a comically horrible experience with the grifters @PowerHRG and hate them with the power of a thousand suns? Slide in the dms…I’m doing a thing.

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

Apologies for the inconvenience.

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

@KatelynMBerk @Seamless Bahahahhaha, the good ole daaays...

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

Dear Intern,

I accidentally placed a $3000 surf and turf order my first week at @Seamless.

[HBO Max Help @hbomaxhelp]

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

[Jenn Seide @JennSeide]

What’s the black twitter hashtag tho...because I know this is serious but we deserve some joy and I don’t want to miss any of it...

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

I want to be able to find in-network Black women therapists as easily as white characters in TV shows and movies