Jennifer Slopez

adorable havoc. Jo Bro Ho. Roy g. biv

@mistrustme1 is my favorite.

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

Aaron Carter was on #TeenMomOG tonight.

[Opioid Cunningham @anthracitedub]

I am a different person than I was 3 coffees ago.

[𝓞𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓲༒ @Arealmfouchi]

i highly recommend having hobbies. it distracts you from things like, falling in love.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

A relationship is always worth fighting for, but you can't be the only one fighting.

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

A sevier county tattoo sounds scary, Makenzie.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should invent an Option for People who Can’t do this anymore that Isn’t blowing their Shit Smoove off

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

Troy, I'm not so sure that either of us know anything.

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I don't trust people who aren't at least a little insufferable

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I wonder if your tweets are about me (Elmo)

[dave @Dave37530840210]

the love language of the trees and wind

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

The person that constructed this "sentence" drives. That's terrifying.

[Medusa🐍🪞 @redatheart0]

My birthchart be like "Yeah she’s a total lunatic but in a lucid, responsible and harmonious way"

[𝚋𝚎𝚊 ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @wheelrrwise]

why is straight even the default surely bi should be

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

Let it go. Give it up to God....and the internet.

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

Do you think our Chris Gaines tweets are what convinced the internet that Garth is a serial killer?

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

I need classier drugs.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

No sir, that’s a trick question, no one shares fries

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I give my entire heart and a soul to a memory

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

If he isn’t constantly building your playlist how into you could he possibly be

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

On a serious note: Not giving a fuck has its perks.