Jennifer Flath

Champion pretender. Adept at snark. Loves adverbs. Read my YA fantasy, The Black Pearl on Wattpad or buy a copy:

[Jennifer Flath @JennSnork]

Where can you find the things I write? Thanks for asking!

Black Pearl https://t.co/4i3vcpNI8n (Amazon) & https://t.co/HmF54FkIho (Smashwords)

Memory Spell https://t.co/dOkTzxwnov (Amazon) & https://t.co/0yOmEiAApv (Smashwords)

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@stephenRB4 I should probably be googling this in incognito mode... I'm on enough government watch lists as it is by now. 😆

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@WhitneyHemsath Toothpaste is frequently on the wall. My child is 12. Why, though?

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@CgrcevichAuthor I'm sure this video 100% exists & the YouTuber smuggled Ramen into the park inside a fanny pack. 😂😆

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@CgrcevichAuthor Love it!

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@CgrcevichAuthor It's super sweet. I mean, if you're eating a churro and half an order of someone else's fries for lunch, you could probably get by on $45!

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@CgrcevichAuthor $45 sounds like clickbait YouTube video. "Can I eat 3 meals in Universal for $45? These 3 tricks may surprise you!"

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@CgrcevichAuthor Are the kids doing any sit down food? If no, $20 a meal minimum, right? Maybe an extra drink or two. $100 would be kind of bare minimum. $150 would be them not having to worry about getting the souvenir they really want.

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@faultyharb The Black Pearl, an epic adventure YA fantasy:
https://t.co/HYUsPTDVls

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@MrsWambold @thnorfar Those were the days! Imagine if admin had started using that time to replace staff meetings before school and trainings, etc. Time is such a gift as a teacher!

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@AuthorJFuller The Black Pearl Series is my sprawling, epic YA adventure full of magic and characters I love.
https://t.co/kANycetWHw

It's also free on Smashwords starting today:
https://t.co/HmF54F3Ffo

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Argh. Writingwise, I'm spinning my wheels trying to make progress on a sequel. I did get some words in during Nano, but I haven't hung out with these characters for so long, it's hard to know what they should be doing when I throw new events at them. I need some momentum!

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If I don't tweet to show I'm an active user, I know somebody is waiting right there to swoop up JennSnork as a user name, and I do NOT need that kind of drama in my life.

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@gwendamned Right? I'm just over here wanting to post for the first time in a long time about my snail's-pace-but-steady Nano progress, but it's not like I want to contribute to the downfall of humanity or anything. 😆

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@PonyRiot We are so good at Twitter.

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@PonyRiot Perfection. Watch the likes roll in.

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Hey, Twitter! I feel like I should pop on and say hi before this place goes down in flames. As always, I'm trying to talk myself into taking Nano seriously this year. So many projects aren't writing themselves! #arehashtagsstillathingeven

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@PonyRiot Dang, man. This really did blow up. Have you considered branding yourself as an animal poop photographer?

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@PonyRiot How else would you know tigers lived in that house?